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chapter 8

Surprise bitchezzzzzzz turns out just like almost every wattpad story, you do end up with your high school love!!

Here’s how my story went,

The day me and cristo was out of da hospitalo, was this gal’s bornday, so we went to a resaturanto, I sought it was just be me and him but den outta no where all my friends, sia, mia, pia, qia, ria, tia, fia, gia, hia, jia, lia, zia, xia, cia, via, bia, nia, and even wia, and my parents and all of my siblings came out of no where and they started scream “HAPPY BURDAY KIA, HAPPY BURDAY KIA”.

I mean, shut da fucc up, I just came out of the hospital after a tragic accident, have some fuccing respect. How rude of them.

Then there come a huge cake with my picture on it from when I was in da hospitalo, I looked so hot if you let me be honest(you do right?)

After all of us had cake, - cristo ate my face hehe (from the cake you pervs)- we sat on the dinner table, suddenlyo cristo was kneeling down infront of moi with a black velvet box, everyone was gasping and so shocked, I had tears in my eyes.

“I love you so much …

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Will you adopt a puppy with me?” he said.

I couldn’t be happier. I’ve never been happier. I have never known happiness in my whole 5 years of living!

“of course!”

“AWWWW” everyone said.

After dat we are all have sushi and those weirdly delicious foods that live in da wader.

Then we are drive drive with our new wish that we named crstia which is a combination of my name – kia, and cristopher’s name.

We are suddenly stop at a traffic that was purple. Oh, I totally forgot that traffic exists oopsie.

Cristopher turned to me with our pet shark on his lap. “we have been tro hell tgether” he said, zen za sharko’ opened his mouth. Awww she’s so adorable.

Wait.

Is /

That/

a/

fudging/

ring?

“are you marry me kia? Forver?” cristo asks.

“say yes!” Decipher and Eipher yelled from inside the shark as they handed me the ring.

I was crying and shaking. I couldn’t move or breathe. I also think my heart stopped but I need a doctor to know dat fo sure.

 Yes. i tought.

“thank God” cristo say.

I gave consufion look.

“did I say dad out load?” I ask gigggling.

“yes puppet”

And that’s what led to this moment. I’m sitting in our huge swimming pool surrounded by my kids, that me and cristo names rpia, rfia, and rdia. Nice names, I know. You don’t have to tell me. excuse me, tell us.