Yo bro y'know the hottest man on the planet is Minecraft Steve. With his bug beefy square arms and muscular figure. He is so buff he can knock a tree down with just his hands.
"yo bro?" you say to your homie while wearing socks
then you die...
And suddenly awake into a world where everything is blocky and rectangle. You start to walk around trying to wrap your mind around what was going on but couldn't help yourself from being confused. Then out of nowhere there appeared a man... he was pretty smexi.
"Hey man," said Steve in his deep masculine voice.
"H-hey bruvski..." You manage to peep out after an hour of staring.
"What's a thing like you doing around here?" He asked flirtatiously
"I dunno I somehow just got here.... do you know where we are?" You grabbed your other hand nervously.
"I couldn't help but notice how round you are... I kinda like it." He smiled while looking you up and down like you were some sort of sussy baka.
"I'm not from around these parts and I don't know how I ended up here, do you think you can help me out with your big muscular arms?" You try to say seductively
"Hee Hee." He makes a gesture with his fingers for you to follow him as he moonwalked away.
You having to jump sprint just to match his speed. Eventually, he leads you to his home, which looks like the best thing you've ever seen in the entirety of your life.
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Suddenly you get turned on by his sexy abode and you can't help yourself but literally die. After dying you get set back to spawn and are separated from your man, Minecraft Steve.
Without knowing what you were doing you walk up to a tree. You draw your fist back and smack the tree. You expect the tree to break down and magically float there but instead, you are left with a broken wrist.
With no wood in your inventory and no way to mine the tree, you begin to continuously smack the tree with the flopping broken hand. Eventually the tree.... does nothing. Frustrated you punch the tree with your off-hand causing it to break as well.
After 9382648793268951790879435984795 hours later you see a manly shadow on the wall and instantly knew it was your hubby steve, since you had already memorized his body after many long hours of staring.
He grabs you and hands you his carrot on a stick.
"What do you want me to do with this?" You ask seeming confused.
"Ride Me!" He fall forward on the ground onto all fours and you notice the leather saddle strapped around his back.
You hop on top of him blushing and he hands you a compass pointing back to his humble abode.
An hour has passed and you arrive back at his home then you decide that he is a stinky poopy head and murder him, causing him to go back to spawn.
Upon death Steve had dropped 2403 blocks of dirt which you decide to build a massive wall around your house with, since its indestructable and the best building material in the game.
You wait at the top of the tower waiting for him after raiding hsi chest for a bow and some arrows.
Suddenly you see something in the distance. It was a dude with a blue shirt on and some pants except with green skin for some reason. Suddenly it hits you that the zombie had the same clothes that Steve was wearing... is that Steve?
You had instantly jumped off the wall, that was only one block high so you didn't take any fall damage, to run after it but then out of nowhere the zombie had attacked you.
"Steve! Is that you? I'm sorry man it was just a joke bro." You yell desperately
"GRRGGRGRGRGRGGRZgrgrgrgggRGGRGRGRGRGGRGRGGRggrgrgrgrgrggrgr" The zombie mumbles with determination
The zombie eats your face off and you go back to spawn losing all of your items.
Once back to spawn you see Steve there naked and with no armor. Not that you didn't like what you saw but you offered him your clothes leaving you exposed instead.
"Thanks bruvski..." He mumbles
"Im SO sorry bro I didn't mean it... I was just kidding."
"H-.....have you ever met Joe?"
"Uh... I don't think so. Why?" You ask while raising only one eyebrow
"Joe Momma!" He yells while murderig you
You respawn right where you died and start to cry
"A-are you made at me?" You make while doing a TwT face.
"No but I will be if you don't stop being a furry."
You hug him and stick you tongue down him esophagus resulting in his death by suffocation.
