Jugbrains pov
"Wait so if you jack off are you jerking off or fucking jughead?" Jerk off said after finally waking up.
"I-
Hmmm good question. One that I won't be able to answer right now. Because I have a rich life to head off too." Joey had passed out from his light foot injury. Maybe someone should get him a bandaid. "So when someone eventually comes down and unties you guys you will say. They both sigh and in unison say. "We we're roleplaying and tied to ropes to tight." "And what we're you roleplaying?" "Cops and robbers." "And where did you get the gun to shoot Joey?" "Found it in the boxes." I sighed happily. "Wow we're like 3 peas in a pod." I said hugging jack off and then jughead. "Well I'm off to work boys." I said before walking up the stairs and pausing. "Holddd onnnn." I walked back downstairs and picked up a knife that was conveniently placed on the floor. Picking it up and slicing my arm. "Jugbrain what are you doing?" Jughead asked "What I would do." I walked out of the basement and out the door. Running as fast as I could before slamming myself onto the floor. "HELP!" I called out. A car pulled over.
"Omg it's
juggywuggysuggyfugguluggykuggyhuggywuggyheaddyweddyseddybeddykeddypeddymeedy."
Jesus fucking Christ.
Two girls dressed like the prostitutes out of grand theft auto ushered me into there car and called the cops. "We found the dude with the weird smelling beanie we want a reward." She spoke. God her voice was like nails on a fucking chalkboard. At least I looked enough like jughead so they couldn't tell I was jugbrain. I used a lot of foundation to cover the cuts from the glass.
They took me to the police station who then had me fill out a report. "What happened when you got kidnapped."
"Jugbrain broke in through and upstairs balcony coming downstairs and using chloroform the chemical that's made from 1 part acetone to 50 part bleach. He held it over my mouth next thing I know I woke up in his basement where we talked and he said he wanted to be friends but I said no so he kicked me out and now I'm here thanks to these kind lady's." I said quickly gesturing to the girls who were taking pictures of me.
The cop looked me up and down eyebrows furrowed and finger pointed at me like he was ready to accuse me. "Alright."
He let me go even being so kind as to call my limo for me. What a sweet guy who I totally didn't threaten at all no silly NO NO NO!"
I got into the back of the limousine my eyes lighting up. It was like a fucking club back here. Drinks candy and random dude sitting in the corner looking
At me funny lights,music. This was motherfucking paradise.
The limo door opened and I spilled out landing on the sidewalk with a thump immediately throwing up all of the shit I just ate. One of the body guards ran out and helped me up.
"Jesus jug you alright?" He asked
I thought back to my notes thinking about what jughead would say right now
"Get me some food."
"You just barfed up your food."
"Get me more."
The butler ran inside and I threw up again before crawling closer to the door. The butler pulled me inside and threw a bag of chips next to me.
"You need any help jug?"
"Couch please."
The butler picked me up and put me on the couch.I'm living the life I got butlers to Cary me to the couch I get chips I get.
"Jesus Christ." I threw up again
"Did that sociopath get you sick?" The butler asked.
"No. No I just ate to much."
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Joeys sex life 101
RomantikJoey is an ordinary boy. Except for he was adopted with 5 other kids at a dollar store, has a severe case of middle child syndrome and may or may not be gay. his parents are assholes and he is held captive in his moms basement and can only stay in...
