By the way, DIO is the leader of Passione and Giorno is still just his son, Abbacchio is also still just a cop though.
Y/N stood up against a lamp pole, moths gathering above him, it was getting late and he had little to no business, even if he worked at night, he had an irritational fear of Vampyres, so it was scawwie, but a man had to do his job.
As he was contemplating what would have been his last moments alive before snatched up by a nasty vamp a dude approached him, he was actually quite good looking, a white outfit with a spade shaped hole in the chest, he had a feminine hair cut and Y/N was a lesbian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) mayhaps this wouldn't be so bad.
He flicked his head back "pretty mama needa ride?", He asked as a smile creeped across his face.
The man approaching him stopped, a little surprised and tilted his head then something in his brain snapped, "oh! My suspicions we're correct! You're a prostitute.", He smiled, "I'm usually wrong, as to why I approached, you're under Passione?", He asked.
"H-hey! You don't have to call me out on prostitution! I man has to make a living! And yes, I assume since you asked you're either arresting me or you're also in Passione.", Y/N stated, before looking Bruno up and down expectantly "..well? You interested or not, since you're a member of Passione I could give you a discount!", He states in a friendlier tone.
"Oh, no thanks, I'm married. I was honestly worried for your well being, it's late and well you heard about the murders and what not on the streets these days. Can I take you out for a drink?", Bruno asks.
"A drink? Didn't you just say you're married? I don't want to cause any problems.", Y/N states.
"Oh no! I'm sure he'll understand, come on, it'll get you out of this cold!", Bruno states and in no time at all Y/N was at Bruno's house sat at his table, with some tea from one of his mugs, Bruno sat opposite to him at the table with another cup of tea, "do you read much?", Bruno asked.
Y/N read quite a bit, but didn't want to come off as a nerd, but felt as if he couldn't lie so he simply said "hm", no not the sound, yep the two letters, Bruno was actually taken back a little, what an odd name Bruno states in his mind, just as they sat in another silence the door opens in the kitchen.
"Bruno, you home?", A voice calls.
"I'm in here, Leone.", Bruno states standing himself up "we have a guest, I hope you're approachable!", He states with humour in his tone, Leone comes into the room and hugs Bruno placing a long lasting kiss on Bruno's lips before Bruno broke off smiling with a chuckle "I said we have a guest.", Before he looked and noticed an already darkening bruise on Leone's left eye, a worried look struck Bruno's face, "what is this? It wasn't here earlier!", Bruno exclaimed.
Leone let Bruno free as Bruno traced a finger along Leone's left eye line, "guy cocked me with a pistol, I'm fine.", He turned to look at Y/N sat rather uncomfortably, Leone was a tall slim man defined with muscle, he had short white/lavender hair though the face of a young man, he had purple lips and wore a police officer outfit labeled detective Bucciarati on his badge, his expression looked a little like the sentence “disappointed, but not surprised”, he took one glance upon Y/N before snapping his head back to Bruno "the stripper on main? Really? You said you wouldn't, you also said you'd stop!", He crossed his arms staring Bruno down expectantly.
"He's just over for tea, and besides you said you'd be more careful!", Bruno said backing up away from Leone gaining some distance, Leone would never in a million years strike Bruno, it was just to give Leone some needed space and explain himself respectably.
"These are two very different subjects, Bruno
I said I was fine, you, on the other hand, cannot keep bringing in stray dogs in from off the street.", Leone states.
Bruno stood a little unaware of what to say next, "his name is not stray dog, his name is Y/N.", He finally stated.
Leone looked rather taken back, "why forward slash en?", He asked.
"W-well i-it's perspective to the v-viewers and stands f-for "y-your name", Y/N states.
Leone looks at Y/N and snaps back immediately with, "I didn't ask Why forward slash en, I asked for a repeat of the sentence, idiot, and what the fck does that even mean, it's readers not viewers this is a Wattpad fanfiction, dipshit.", Leone states.
A man whom of which had been hiding in the corner comes out, he's a tan skinned young fellow who seems to share Y/N's trash taste in fashion with oddly printed crop tops and skin tite pants uglier then Trump's wife, "Leone, you know you can't just break the fourth wall, geeze I can't even sit tight with the word four in my mouth, it's like saying," real quick trigger warning ⚠️ "Ed Sheeran.", The man states, Bruno jumps in.
"Don't you dare say that man's name under my roof, Mista, why were you hiding anyways, I could've made you tea.", Bruno states.
Mista smiles apologetically before grabbing Y/N, "whatever, it's gonna be a b¡Tch an a half for Y/N to get any work done tonight, you both played god and interfered with the rain forest, I'm taking him home.", Mista states.
Leone and Bruno nod.
On the walk Mista stayed quiet, he seemed to be keeping to himself apart from the random outbursts when he saw a squirrel, he was probably a dog in man's clothing, like in Clueless, he's just a highschool boy, Y/N seemed to be caught up in his own thoughts anyways, even if he just saw Bruno Bucciarati he couldn't get him off his mind, he had to ask for more information on Bruno, but he missed his chance.
Mista starts up, "Bruno's nice, he won't judge you on your life style, he can often pick out something edible from a basket full of poison, so I assume you're pretty neat! Sorry about their bickering too, I always apologize on their behalf unless Fugo's there, Fugo's a friend of mine, doubt you know him. Bruno obsesses over Leone, the slightest of scratches sets Bruno off, Leone has attachment issues and feels obligated to take everything into his own hands so he doesn't lose his grip, sometimes leading to their scheduled arguments, Leone's a cop and Bruno's a thug, talk about forbidden love, they're like an old married couple.", Mista states, Y/N nods.
"..why aren't they a K Pop band..?", Y/N questions under his breath, Mista bursts out laughing.
"Because they look too different, buddy!", Mista laughs, he stopped walking, "this is your place anyways, um see you tomorrow.".
"Tomorrow?", Y/N questions.
"Now that you've been acquainted with Mr. Bucciarati number 1 you'll be protected because you live in this town, he's had his eyes on you for a while actually.", Y/N blushes, "and that's why you're still alive, ever since he heard you joined he thought you'd be a thug, but he kept saying you were just another pretty boy kidnapped and thrown into the sex trade, amiright?", Mista asks.
Y/N nods and walks into his home "see ya" he says in his usually flirty tone, he closed the door and went to bed thinking about how Bruno's gang and Bruno are the only nice people he's met in so long.
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Giorno's Mum Has Got It Goin' On
Fanfiction(Bruno x Yandere Reader) Y/N is a young male prostitute lesbian who does what he has to until he was driven out of his wits (which he never had) by the gang member Bruno Bucciarati, who is super hot BTW, and discovers his next obsession.
