shopping is a bitch

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Jessie
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Despite her many obstacles Jessie finally was able to pull up to the store and she released a sigh of relief

Jessie: feels like it took years to get here, but we made it

She patted the dash of her new vehicle,  the red Plymouth with affection

Jessie: I'll be right back baby, don't go nowhere

She entered the small store and found everyone starting at her with mixes of disbelief and fear, she was just going to ignore them when one group of teens started snickering

Teen boy: look at that tall ass bitch, probably be hot if it weren't for that stupid costume

Teen girl: i don't know what your talking about she'd probably be worse, probably wears the mask to hide her ugly face

Jessie gritted her teeth as she physically struggled to not throw a machete through someone's face, she grabbed her cart and headed towards the frozen food ile, it wasn't long before she noticed the teens were following her around

Teen boy: hey! Tall bitch,  whats with the hockey costume?

Jessie: ignore them
She whispered to herself barely keeping a growl of anger inside

Teen girl: naw, thats a Jessie Voorhees costume,  y'know that dumb bitch who drowned and her ma turned psycho

Jessie: ignore

Teen girl: i heard Jessie was so ugly that the other kids drowned her

Jessie sighed as she turned around and started walking at the teens

Teen girl: oh, whatcha gonna do bitch?

Jessie smiled as she began to speed up pushing the cart in front  of her faster before she plowed into the girl at full speed smashing her i to the wall next to the chip ile,  with a quick practiced motion she removed her machete from its spot at her hip and slashed across the girl neck receiving a face full of blood spray and a thump as the now detached head fell into her shopping cart, splattering across the pizza rolls and corn dogs that were in her basket

(#31 annoying teen girl: torso smashed then beheaded)
Of course this caused a panic which Jessie chose to ignore as she continued shopping

Jessie; hmmm, I wonder if y/n likes salsa, eh I'll get some anyways,  Michelle had always liked it back in the day

She got chips and salsa wishing she had made a list before she left

???: freeze! Put your hands in the air or we will open fire

Jessie didn't even look over her shoulder as she raised a middle finger salute

Jessie: piss off, im getting food

She felt the bullet pass straight through her chest and was moved a bit by the force that it struck her with

Jessie: ow

She grabbed a couple cans of soup and placed them in her cart

???: what the hell? That should have killed her!

Jessie smiled and rolled her eyes as she picked up her entire cart and focused her mind, she didn't do this very often but she thought now was as good a time as any to try

She was there one minute and simply gone the next with a small crack of displaced air

Next to the red Plymouth in the parking lot was a similar sound as the tall woman materialized with her groceries

Jessie: geeze, can't do anything in the store anymore

She placed the grocery in the back seat before grabbing the shopping cart and slaming it through the window of the nearby police car

Jessie: alrighty, let's head home

Y/n
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Y/n didn't know what was happening but it seemed to be about something in miss jigsaws room, curiosity was a terrible thing at this moment since it filled y/ns mind with possibilities

What could possibly be up there?

From the kitchen y/n could hear Jigsaw yelling something about coffee and they knew Michelle was in there with her, leaving y/n with a shot at uncovering this mystery, as sneakily as they could y/n made their way up the stairs and towards that room the jigsaw had claimed as her own

???: stupid wine, why do I always get so fucking emotional with wine?
Came a muffled voice from the other side of the door, while y/n was used to hearing weird things from doors usually it was just strange noises

???: oh this would be soooooo much easier if that puppet bitch wasn't so sexy

Y/n was also unsure what that meant but whatever it was it wouldn't detour them from the mystery at hand, slowly the child reached for the handle of the door and opened it just enough to see the speakers on the other side

With a jolt of fear they recognized the ripped red and green sweater, the blond hair and especially the knifed glove

They slammed the door closed and were running down the stairs as fast as they could before colliding with the tall silent form of Michelle, looking up into the expressionless mask they couldn't help but think of how scary Michelle herselfwas, but in their fear However y/n only thought of how safe she like Jessie made them feel

Y/n lept up and hugged Michelle who seemed confused at first but quickly picked y/n up and held them close

Michelle
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Michelle had no idea what was happening but her overprotective natural kicked in instantly as she began to search for whatever she needed to destroy in order to make the child safe

She swung around with her knife ready when she heard someone walk down the stairs, she recognized the sweater, thinking back to her nightmares, this small woman before her had been the culprit of so many of them, she had even invaded some of her most private day dreams,the dream demon herself,  fredda Kruger

Fredda: well well well, if it isn't tall pail and deadly, could you get me some coffee please? I have a banging head ach after banging.....

She was silenced as Michelle tried to stabe the annoying little bitch through the skull with her large stalker knife,  missing only by a hair

Fredda: you rat bastard! Can't any of you people use your damn words?!?!

Michelle shook her head then tried again, and again, and again as she chased Fredda around the house,  a knife in her left and y/n in her right

Jessie
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After what seemed like the longest day in her life Jessie was finally able to return at long last to her lakeside home not knowing of the chaos that was running rampant

Gathering up her goods she headed to the main cabin opening the door

Jessie: I'm finally back from getting the milk!

Instead of the 'hello she had been expecting what she got instead was a small figure dive between her legs and latch onto one of them shouting
???: protect me tall bitch!

She could see Michelle holding y/n and a knife,  jigsaw was rubbing the bridge of her nose in annoyance and she was pretty sure the TV looked broken

Jessie: I was gone for three hours! what the fuck?!

Jigsaw: oh boy, you're...... you're not gonna like this, I can already tell

(Been a while,  hasn't it? So, whats your favorite scary movie that I should watch this spooptober? I've watched a lot of them so I'm hoping yall give me something new to enjoy,  or at least an old favorite to revisit)

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 18, 2021 ⏰

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