Peace (Gravity falls x male reader)

Tourist Trap

???: Ah summer break a time for leisure, recreation and taking 'er easy unless your us.

A golf cart crashes through the gravity falls sign and speed away screaming knocking down trees as their being chased by a monster.

???: Its getting closer!

???: Hurry up and drive

Dipper: I'm Dipper the girl about to puke is my sister Mabel and the person in the back with a Katana is my brother Y/N and were fleeing from a monster of unimaginable Horror

The monster then grabs a tree and throws it 

Mabel: Looks out 

Y/N: Welp this will be sore in the morning. 

Y/N then off the back of the golfcart with his Katana raised

The image freezes with Dipper and Mabel screaming and Y/N in midair 

Dipper: Lets rewind  It all began when our Parents  decided we could use some fresh air so They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our Great-uncle's place in the woods.

The three then go up to the attic

Mabel: This attic is amazing look at my splinters!!!

Dipper: and there's a goat on my bed

Y/N: and I don't have a bed

Mabel: Hello friend 

The goat then chews on Mabels sleeve

Mabel: hi! Yes, you can keep chewing on my Sweater . (Laughs)and

Dipper: our sister tends to look on the bright side of things 

Mabel: Yay grass

Dipper: while out brother look on the serious side or things

Y/N: I'm not that serious

Dipper: You interrogated Mabel because you thought she ate your cake 

Y/N: she did tho.

Grunkle stan then FNAF jump scares the trio

Stan: Boooo!!

Dipper: Ahhh!!! (Falls over)

Stan and Y/N then chuckle as Stan takes off his mask.

Dipper: And then there was our Great Uncle Stan That guy

Stan: (Coughs several times and hits his chest) It was worth it.

TIMESKIP

Stan leads tourists into the shack

Dipper: Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came.

Y/N: Who are you talking to

Dipper: (suddenly) NooneIwasnttalkingtoanyonenooneistheretotally.

Y/N: ok 

Y/N then walks away.

Stan: Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!

Cut to a Sasquatch wearing underwear. Tourists start speaking excitedly, and snap pictures. Cut to Dipper sweeping the wooden floor with a broom. Mabel is looking at stuff and Y/N is at the toilet.

Dipper: And guess who had to work there.

Mabel then reaches for a giant red eye when Y/N comes out the toilet and grabs Mabels hand