omg we're @ ptx yo
"soundcheck let's go fam"
my friends r so slow
r they snails
i don't remember hving bitch snails for friends srry
i run tf up to that stage i've been waiting for this moment for ages bitches i'm getting in front
"hey everyone!"
i yell "pentonix let's do this!!!"
i'm the only one that shouted
the blonde gives me a weird look
everyone gathers around me,
well around ptx
they start singing i need ur love
avi goes dum dum and i go wow wow
i can't breath, they're singing i can't deal
i see movement backstage
could it be
i duck under the rest of the vips and crawl away
i think kevin saw me but fuck it
everyone's distracted with the pentatonicks
i go through the door and into a room
i walk in and close the door behind me
it esther
she gasps and looks @ me
she's about to say "security" but i say
"sit down esther"
i'm not gonna hurt her what r u thinking chill out other kaplan
she sits down
she looks scared lol
from my bag i pull out a piece of paper that's been folded so many times
like srsly i had to get it so small to fit it
it was basically a ball of paper @ this point
i unfold it slowly
it's a bitch to unfold bc there's so many creases
but esther keeps watching me
she sees it's a map and rolls her eyes
"wyd ptx stan" she asks
the map has murica, europe and eSP pokemonland blacked out
i highlighted in gross yellow the rest of south east asia and south america
i look @ the map
then back @ other kaplan
she looks @ me
i think she gets the hint
just in case i say
"for the rest of tour"
i put the map on the table
tap the highlighted countries again while staring straight in her eyes
and back away
out the door
she's still sitting there
i run back to soundcheck
kevin looks @ me again confused
just keep making the mouth noises KO
i was never gone
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