"eren damn you taking to long" you said on the phone with eren cause you told him to be at your house at 3:00 and it's 3:15. "y/n shut the fuck up i'm on my way. you the one who told me to stop and get some sum fucking baby powder." he said. "no eren you shut the fuck up. you know what imma just smack you wh- you tried to yell at him but he hung up. you tried to call him back but he kept declining it. you swear you go smack his ass when you see him.
it been a good 7 minutes since you was on the phone with eren and you heard banging on the door so you went to it.
"who is it"
"me"
"sorry who?"
"open the damn door"
"sorry i can't do that if i don't know who uu are"
"it's eren open the door"
"eren.. do i know that name"
"y/n"
"okay okay" you said laughin as you opened the door and he walked right past you. "damn no hey or nun" you said closing the door and locking it. "why i had to bring baby powder?" he asked ignoring my question. "cause i'm finna smack yo ass and i want it to be messy" you smirked "huh?"
"you know smacks or facts" you said taking the bag. "ion even have no questions" he said. "you better hurry up cause i'm ready" you started taking the plastic off the bottles "don't rush me." he said pullin out his phone. you started taking off your lashes and you put on a bonnet for your hair. eren go copy you and get one of your bonnets and put it on. "you done princess eren?" you said crackin up. "stop playing wimme lil girl ong" he was muggin you "alright eren" you went to get both of y'all a chair and sat on them facing each other.
"okay who goin first?" you asked. "me" he said quick asl "do i have any siblings if so how many?" he asked "you don't have any." he started putting powder on his hands. "unt unt eren that's not fair" you said. "i gotta half brotha." he said. "how was i supposed to kno-?" you couldn't even say it before he smacked you and it was hard too. "eren why tf would up do that" you said hitting his chest "don't hit me. you the one who wanted to play this shit. so take it" he looked at you.
"okay what day did we meet." you rolled your eyes "uhh saturday on the 1st" he said sounding confident in his answer. "eren you dumb as shit." you side eyed him. "hhm?" he said confused. "saturday was not on the 1st it was on the 2nd." you smacked his ass and you made sure it was hard. "dawg ion wanna play this shit no more" he said standing up. "sit yo ass down boy one or two more questions" you said pullin him back. "mmcht ight one more." he snatched his arm from you and sat down and you jus rolled your eyes.
"what's my go to spot for me to get horny?" he asked. "your ear and your neck" you said and he smacked his lips so you knew you got it right "what's mines then?" you asked. "yo pussy" he got up and laughed "unt unt dats not fair" you mugged him "am i wrong?" he chuckles "eren that's not fair" you started putting powder in your hands "y/n if you hit me ima fuck you up." and you started whining stumping your feet. "y/n stop that shit you ain't no lil ass kid" you mugged him.
"stfu talking to me boy" you got up and went to the couch and got on your phone "gone with yo mad ass you fuckin irritating" he said going in your cabinets. "then get the fuck out tf!" you screamed at him. "who the fuck you screaming at?" he asked walking out the kitchen looking at you. "mann eren get tf out my house!" you put your phone on the side of you and screamed. "fuck your mad for i ain't do shit to you" he said. "i don't want you here." you rolled your eyes "too bad. loose the fucking attitude" he sat next to you pulling you on his lap with you facing him.
"bae" you ignore him. "mamas" you kept ignoring him and he slapped your ass so hard and you hissed. "erenn my butt hurt why would you do that" you cried holding your butt. "my bad mamas you okay?" he asked rubbing your ass. "no eren" you pouted. "you hungry?" you nodded and smiled "what you want?" you looked at him "wnb factory" he went on his phone to door dash to order it. "thank you baby." you kissed his lips. "anything for yo bipolar ass"
