Save yourself (part 1)

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by Kyoii_Kyaaa

by Kyoii_Kyaaa

4:32 am ** November
Fatass

Fatass: Hey Kahl?
Me: What the hell do you want fatass its fucking 4 am and im trying to sleep
Fatass: yeah yeah whatever but did you hear what hapened?
Me: Bro what do you mean everythings okay
Fatass: yeah yeah cause everything is okay for you
Me: okay thats true
Me: But why the hell did you text me at 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
Fatass: Yeah I don't really give crap what happened but ik you would
Me: Just shut up and tell me
Fatass: well first of all RUDE and second your boyfriend got in a accident
Me: I dont have a boyfriend fucking dumbass
Fatass: Whatever also if hes not your boyfriend then stan got in a accident
Me: wait what
Fatass: I said stan got in a accident blind ass jew
Me: YOU STUPID BITCH WHAT DID YOU DO?! *Your message could not be sent
Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! *Your message could not be sent

No no no.... He has to be okay.. Stan.. what the fuck happened..? ...I have to hurry..

(Present time)

''And then I was like 'Then why did you even come here' and she was like 'LiStEn HeRe LiTtLe KiD''' Stan said as we all laughed at it. ''PFFT- 'LiTtLe KiD' HAHAHAHAH-'' Kenny laughed. Seriously we all can't laugh properly. ''THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD-'' Cartman said trying to breathe. Glad he's dying

''Well let's just- Continue'' I tried to breathe ''-Walking'' As I said we all continued walking. ''Wait let me take a pic real quick-'' Stan said as he opened his camera on his phone. He then snapped a picture of us ''Wait lemme see- Is my hair covered?-'' I said as I looked at the picture. I sighed then cause it was covered.

''Chill it's just your hair-'' Cartman said sarcastically ''Yeah yeah fatass'' ''YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU FILTHY JEW!'' ''Chill dudes-'' Kenny said slightly muffled ''Shut up poor kid!'' ''Chill you're becoming an pain in the ass'' We glared at Stan after he said that. We then laughed expect Cartman and then continued walking.

''We're finally thereeee'' Cartman said as he sat down on the couch ''Get your fat ass off my couch!'' Stan yelled at him as Cartman glared at him ''You are not my mama'' ''You still wouldn't stand up if I was your 'MaMa' you fatass!'' Both of them started arguing. ''Kenny, we should go-''I said as Kenny and me walked over to Stan's room.

''They are such a pain is the ass'' ''We all are'' I said as Kenny laughed. ''Pfft- good one'' He said ''I feel proud of that now'' ''You should be'' Kenny said as I laughed too ''Soooo now what?'' ''idk'' I said before Stan and Cartman walked in angrily glaring at each other ''Looks like someone was being a pain in the ass'' ''Shut up poor kid!'' They both said as me and Kenny laughed.

(After 10 minutes and 19 seconds)

''I'm starviiiiiingggg'' ''Shut up fatass'' ''Not until you order food!'' ''I'm not ordering anything'' ''Cmon Stanny wanny we all are hungryyy'' ''Shut up poor bitch I'm not ordering anything'' ''Cmon best frieeeeeeeenddddd'' ''Still no'' Stan said as we all angrily sighed.

"Come onnnnn" I said making a puppy face "No and stop it" Stan glared at me as I sighed "But Kenny's hungryyyy" I said as Stan sighed and grabbed his phone "Yayyyy!!" We all cheered as Stan was already calling a restuarant "What do yall want..?" "Can I get a hamburger?" Kenny said "I want chicken strips and cola" Fatass said "Can I just get a hamburger and fanta?" I said as Stan ordered and after he was done he hung up.

(After 20 minutes)

"UNO!" Kenny yelled as he placed a red card "Aww man" Stan sighed as he placed a red reverse card "Ah fuck" Kenny said as he picked up a card. Cartman then placed a red 5 card. "Unooo" I said as I placed a red skip card. "Aww man" Kenny sighed as Stan placed a blue skip card. I then placed a blue skip card. "Godamnit.." They said. The doorbell then ringed and then Stan walked to the door "Soo now what?" "I don't know" "Yo guys heres the food" Stan said as he gave us our orders.

"Man I'm stuffed" Kenny said as he started breathing heavily "Jesus Christ this shit is good" Cartman spoke. Why is he still alive "Yeah, yeah whatever" Stan said as he sighed "So what now" "I dunno" "We could go read" "Oh shut up Jew" "Hey! Shut up fatass!" "No you shut up!" "They're at it again, Kenny..." "Aww man" Kenny sighed as me and Cartman continued fighting. God I wish I could snap his neck right here and now. "Whatever Jew" "Oh shut up"

(Authors note: Hey I'm alive. Hope yyu like this chapter btw also if you have any questions you can ask)

total words: 812(Excluding authors note)
Total words: 851
Date started writing: 23/10/2021(?)
Date finished: 25/10/2021(?)
inspiration: nothing