Literally dont know y i did this but it was fun lol. Anyways follow me for more cracked and weird ship fanfictions bc y not.
Just saying there is swearing and it is a lesbian couple if u homophobic get tf out :)
I thought of a sad ending, bet you'll...
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(Player's POV)
Starting the recording of "100 days in minecraft" since that's the trend for whatever reason. Running up Minecraft with my cute as maid skin that i made *cough cough* Twiffydadino on skindex if u want to download it ;)
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aNyWayS, Spawning in a new world hoping for a good spawn near a village or smth idk (GUYS I'M LITERALLY WRITING THIS AT 12 PLS DONT LECTURE ME) Great, a regular old forest biome well at least I could get the basic essentials and maybe build a house by house i mean dirt shack or hole ✌. I'm not Dream or illumina, no speedrunning so taking in the nice view IG playing the game S L O W L Y. First punching mother nature bc we don't give af (JUST KIDDING, #TEAM TREES SAYS MR BEAST (https://teamtrees.org/ <--- go donate :) Collecting some wood to make a CRAFTING TABLE and some tools.
(Crafting table POV)
I can see the light? AM I FUCKING DYING? Wait no i'm just a new born crafting tababy, omg is it finally my time to shine? I could feel the players hands touching my surface- NO WAIT- WTF Y TF THEY FUCKING PUNCHING, Y SO AGRESSIVE ✋ THIS IS CRAFTING TABLE ABUSE. At least i know. i'm useful, I spent the few minutes in an inventory mining for ores pretty boring only using me when they break their pickaxe, the audacity of this bitch.
Until i could feel a 8 cold hard blocks on my outer surface (HELP, There's no way i'm going to heaven) whatever i just made brought butterflies in my wood? my face? my top? whatever it was made me burn up, the room was so warm, i could feel my cheeks heating up as i saw furnace in front of me, player's hand grasping onto it's firm hard cobbly self. Placed right next to me was furnace, we're so close together does this count as holding hands? Looking towards her feminine body thinking abt all the things we could do like.................. 🤭😳😏
GOING ON A PICNIC DATE (HARHAR CAUGHT ALL U DIRTY MFS 😈) Her head turned and we locked eyes for a split second but I was too chicken and turned away too hide my blush. Come on crafting table just talk to her, it's your first friend in the world maybe even potential girlfriend? Tru? Encouraging myself to face her, awkwardly waves GREAT! GOOD JOB! U WENT AND MESSED IT UP, IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF U! <-- thoughts btw. Behind my thoughts i could hear heavenly chuckles? She thought it was cute? "Omg you're so cute!" "really? :D" Inside i'm simping like omg, outside i'm making a fool of myself by going beat red, what a good first impression 😀. "So... friends? asking impatiently and hopefully.
HARHAR CLIFFHANGER, GET REKT. It could be an enemies to lovers, idk find out when i'm motivated to write again ✌. SEE YA'LL BITCHES NEXT TIME, LOVE YA MWAH.
