Armins POV:
It was evening and I was excited AF. I was finally gonna confess my love for Eren. I suddenly got a boner as Eren turned the corner. "Hey Babe!" I exclaimed, Eren was shocked. "Wut do u mean I'm not ur babe!" I smiled. "Ye I love u wanna be my babe?" Eren scowled "No u know I with Mikasa!" His words hurt me. "She is a man stealer!" We were rudely interrupted by a titan. "NUAHAH WHO LIEVS IN A PINAPPLE UNDEH DA SEA?" The titan exclaimed. It looked just like Patrick, as usual. In a fit of blind rage and passion I killed it and Eren. I sliced his throat and he screamed. I cried. He got up, he was fine. "how are you alive?!!" I was shocked "I'm a titan thingy dude remember, but ur a murdereferer!" He turned into a Titan and squashed me with his hidden Titan dick which was huge AF! I crawled away
