Favorite Color

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Uh....duh! My favorite color is green, and after green it's brown! Shouldn't you already know this?

Felix: well considering you wear the same outfit every single day I'm surprised that you don't smell yet.

Me: FELIX!

Felix: what? Oh, my bad, did I just embarrass you? Oh poor whittle Peter wheeter!

Me: you're lucky we have an audience or else I would-

Felix: would What?

Me: that's it!

Felix: (let's out a high pitched girly scream)

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