This is not a joke.

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by CuntMan

by CuntMan

Hello reader,

How's it goin? Good? Good.

So to be completely honest. I don't use Wattpad anymore, I only get on here when I get a notification saying my one popular book, which is a fucking copy pasta lmao, gets any likes or stars or whatever they are. I just don't care for Wattpad. I remember when I started I thought this was a cool website and when I started I took it seriously. I wrote a book when I was little and of course it was bad, it sucked huge monkey dick.
After publishing it, I left Wattpad after realizing my book wasn't gaining reads. It wasn't until maybe a couple years later when I remembered this website and checked it out with an ex friend of mine to laugh at the book I made. After reading it with him, a spark grew and I wanted to write shitpost books and so I did. I didn't want to take this website seriously anymore, I'm not a book writer. For about a year or two, I wrote a lot of shit on Wattpad that took me probably a couple minutes or so to write. Then.. I just quit. I didn't find Wattpad fun anymore, I wanted to pursue other things (such as my YouTube which you should check out).

So then, why did you come back again Jokeman?

I found out one of my books was gaining some sorta traction. Which I found very surprising, as my other books were getting pretty much nothing. Zero. Notta. I also found out I had a fucking religion about me lmao, a religion.. you don't expect this kind of shit. Couldn't tell if it was a joke or people were being fuckin genuine.

Why are you retiring though? If you have somewhat of a fanbase, why leave?

To be honest, I just don't care lmao.
Now look I'm very happy with everything I've done on Wattpad but.. it's just not something I want to do anymore. A lot of the books on this website are pretty cringe worthy to say the least and I have better things I wanna do.

So to end this, I will say thank you for the memories you have given me Wattpad and to the short fanbase I had with my copypasta.

I will also be plugging in my YouTube duh,
It's "lejokester" on YouTube.

Thank you and goodbye fellas.