drarry/feltcliffe oneshots :)

t22felton is going LIVE!! (tod p5)

ive last updated this series in april 2021 im so sorry

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"PLEASE ANYONE can you ask SOMETHING THAT THEY WONT BE ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF?"

"UHHH"

"OH DAN IS IT TRUE THAT HARRY POTTER COMPLETELY LOVED GINNY OR SECRETLY LOVED DRACO??"

"Uhh," Dan started, "I mean I-"

"He obviously loved Draco." Tom cut in, rolling his eyes.

"That question was for me" Dan stated as he playfully slapped Tom's arm

"But the answer would be the same anyways." Tom said while wrapping his arm protectively around Dan's waist. Dan snickered at the small action,

"Pfft, did you guys know he was reeally jealous at those scenes where Harry and Ginny had to-"

"Shhh!" 

"WHAT"

"HAD TO...??"

"Every time I get too close to Bonnie, even if its just one inch away, he-"

"Be quiet!" Tom nagged

"Make me." Dan said as a smirk tugged his lips. Tom grinned and planted a generous kiss on his beloved's pink cheek.

"That'll shut you up"

"Mmm, no it won't. Guys, that one time when To-"

"Oh for fucks sake"

"No, no, hear me out, this one's really good. That one time, when I was in my room watching YouTube, Tom literally barged in out of nowhere and literally picked me up- bridal style!- then shouted, "We're late for the shooting!" as in the shooting for the movies, of course. The thing is, it was a free day, we had no scenes to act."

Dan chuckled to himself, then continued

"When he realized we had the day off, he literally dropped me."

There was a grumble and a soft murmur of "sorry" from Tom, as he buried his face deeper into Dan's pink-tinted neck.

" 'S alright, love, it was hilarious anyways", there was another muffled groan from Tom.

"After that, he couldn't stop apologizing and smothered me with kisses, it was adorable.",  Dan finished as he rest himself on Tom.

"Dan did it hurt"

"Hm? Did what hurt?? if you're gonna pull up a cheesy pickup line then no it didn't hurt" Dan said while reading the comment

"I don't think that's what the user meant, Dan" Tom informed him as he chuckled to himself

"Did it hurt when Tom dropped you 💀"

"OH!", Dan exclaimed in realization, "You meant th- my God, uhm, sorry. No it didn't hurt that much"

"Your bum literally bruised for 3 days" Tom argued

"Yeah and my bum has had bruises that lasted for like 5 days but you never seem to complain about those"

"You- ...fair" Tom sighed, covering his red face

"Tom!! Can't get enough cuteness, Cuddle Dan. NOW."

"Jeez alright! We were already sorta cuddling anyways" Tom said as he shuffled to a comfortable position. Dan slid himself between Tom's limbs and hugged his body tightly.

"dan, i dare you to kiss Tom is the nose, cheeks, and forehead ;)"

"Gladly" Dan said, kissing every surface of Tom's face

"now ruin Tom's hair 😈😈"

"Hey, no, Dan don't you dare-", but alas, Dan did dare, and he made an absolute mess out of Tom's hair

"Ugh, damn it Dan" Tom groaned, attempting to fix his hair and failing

"Love you too" Dan replied, giving his lover a peck on his cheek

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i think this is gonna be the last part im gonna write bc this series has been draining me out lol