With This New Phone Of Mine

My New Phone

~As the JSDF continues their ongoing attack against the massive being, residents are to immediately seek shelter or leave the city. While the threat is being maintained in the downtown district, the massive being may switch destinations at any sudden moment, so please stay saf...~ The newscaster was abruptly interrupted by a sudden explosion, which must've meant that the news station was suddenly destroyed. *WHOOOOOOOSH* I looked up in the sky to see the fighter jets ammunition and missiles strike the massive being. "Get off the streets!! You should be evacuating from this location!! It's unsafe!!" The solider yelled at me as my eyes turned towards him. "Incoming!!" Looking forward, rubble from a destroyed skyscraper was coming towards us at a rapid pace. "Shit!! Shit!! Shit!! Fall back!! Fall back!!" I took this opportunity to slip into an alleyway. *BOOM* The rubble made impact on the city floor, which momentarily caused my ears to deafen for a bit. *COUGH* *COUGH* The dust created by the rubble was something, I had to get out of this area. A red mist filled the air, mutilated or simply destroyed bodies thrown all about, and I realized that it solely belonged to the squadron of troops that confronted me earlier. "Ah shit, this is getting out of control." The ground began to shake once more, making me uneasy. "I'M NOT SOME KAIJU YOU IDIOTS!! I'M YOUR NEW OVERLORD!! SO STOP THIS PETTY ATTACK AND BOW DOWN TO ME!!" The large being's voice boomed to the world. *BUZZ* My phone began to buzz, so I quickly took it out. ~User!! Please listen to me and get out of the streets!! I can quickly locate the nearest shelter that isn't littered with crushed bodies from debris!!~ I grunted, and told her. "I can't do that!! And you know very well than anyone that I have to somehow stop her!!" My heart beated, I never liked screaming at her, but I had to get my point across. ~Threat condition raised to Omega, Kyoto has fallen.~ A radio that was beside my foot said, which made me gulp. "They've given up on this city, and anyone that's still alive here!! We can't just let them all die!! Listen here, I think I know what to do now." My phone lit up in anticipation, which was cute. "IS THAT WHERE YOU WERE AKIRA!? HEHEHE!! NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE BEEN HAPPENING IF YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ME YOU PERVERT!!" My eyes widened as her eyes looked down at me, her massive body enshrouded me in her shadow. The look of pure anger, that's what I saw in her at this moment. "Oh shit..." Unsure of what to do, I looked at my phone.

ONE AND A HALF YEARS AGO: STORY BEGIN

"Gahh!!" I yelled in pain as my stomach was punched. "Thought you'd get away huh? Well Akira, or should I say the Pervert of The Highest? You should've known better than to have peeked at my girl's panties you son of a bitch!!" He kicked me in the balls, which hurt like a bitch. "My future babies!!" I yelled as I tried to free myself. "Hehehe, hold him tight idiots!!" He lit up a cigarette, and puffed a bit. "Wait a sec...ah shit that hurts...you can give me a chance right!? I can give you my private collection of secret photos of The Fair Maidens from our school!!" I was desperate, and I was willing to give in to such a sacrifice. "Fucking scum, you're worse than me." He responded to me, as he placed his lit up cigarette in the middle of my forehead. "Ahhh!! How about my..." Before I could even finish, I was punched once more in the stomach. "Try touching Haruka or even think of going near her again and it won't be a cigar burn next time." His lackeys dropped me on the floor, giving me the chance to hold my stomach in pain. "Hey..." I mustered my strength to speak a bit more, which caught their attention. "For what it's worth, you could definitely do better." I smiled to myself, but contrary to how I was feeling, he didn't share the same thoughts as me. "You son of a bit..."