Side-Story: It Has To Be This Way

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First and foremost, before I get into the whole chapter, I'd like to get some things out of the way. This chapter will be based on a favorite episode of South Park.

Yes, you heard me right

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Yes, you heard me right. It's one of my favorite adult cartoons, and one episode in particular, is the centerpoint of reference for this chapter. Season 12 episode 9, Breasts Cancer Show Ever, I recommend you all watch it, it's fucking funny. And this isn't a show everyone can get into. If you're the type to get offended by the littlest of things, write long paragraphs of why a certain thing you don't like exists, believes in the stupidity of cancel culture, then this isn't your show unfortunately. Now I won't blatantly plagiarize the fuck out of the episode, but it will somewhat follow the direction of the episode with my own writing and ideas within.

AKIRA'S POV:

"Okay, okay, you already told me five times already not to start problems with my future classmates, but I'm sure it'll be the other way around." I told Rin as she just scoffed at me.

"You're going to be the main attraction for everyone you idiot, and because you hate my kind so much then you're going to have it out for everyone!!" She yelled at me as I grunted

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"You're going to be the main attraction for everyone you idiot, and because you hate my kind so much then you're going to have it out for everyone!!" She yelled at me as I grunted. "Well we wouldn't even be in this mess if you didn't go cry to your dad who so happens to be the Prime Minister of your shitty kind." She clenched her fists at me, which made me smile. "I did no such thing you simpleton!! Now I expect you to be on your best behavior, you're there to ease relationships between both our kind after all, and you spewing out your crap isn't going to help either one of us." Hate to admit it, but she was definitely right on that part. "Still, I can't promise that, I have a right to defend myself don't I? Although I'm sure your people won't even pull off much of a fight." She responded to that remark by stomping her foot near me. "I'm the bigger one here!! And unfortunately I'm also the one babysitting you, so don't start Akira!!" I kicked her foot, which began to annoy her. "Stop it you idiot, you're not even hurting me." I cracked my knuckles, and told her with a smile. "Well I can certainly make it hurt for you if you'd like." *THUMP* Suddnely, she placed her foot on top of me, making me lay on the floor with this damn foot of hers pinning me down. "Oh what's this? The tough guy can't even move away from a girl's foot? If you wanted to touch my foot then you should've asked, there was no need to bring any violence." Rin said with a huge smug smile on her face. "As if I'd like your disgusting sweaty foot on me, they're nothing compared to Marina-sans!!" I yelled at her as I used both my hands to slowly lift up her foot off of me. "You should know that comparing a girl to another is what gets us even angrier!!" She yelled as she placed even more pressure on me. "Hah...hah!! As if any sane person would even aim to be with a girl like you!! Stay single for the rest of your life!!" I yelled as she then lifted her foot away from me. "Don't take it too far idiot, I don't want to stay single for the rest of my life so take it back this instant!!" Rin commanded me. "No need to take my words so seriously, now then, are you going to leave your panties exposed to my eyes forever or are you going to cover it up?" I asked her as I turned my head away. "Wha...tch!! You damn idiot!!" She yelled as she kicked me with all her might.

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