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Befriend Miss Noisy Girl

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It's Sunday, which means... I HAVE NO WORK! I mean, Bang PD-nim said we could take a day off today because we've been working our asses off for the past few weeks... Perhaps months... Years, even! I decide to irritate Miss Noisy Girl... I know she told me not to call her that, but I couldn't care less!!! So, let's go get some bread! Oh gosh, I have to stop hanging out with Jungkook!

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Min Suga
Hello there, Noisy Girl!!!

Ahn Elisha
How many times must I tell you to stop calling me Noisy Girl? I know you're older than me, but you're starting to annoy me, sir!

Min Suga
Sorry about that.😐😑😐

Ahn Elisha
So you're sorry with that emoji face... I'm not sure I believe you...

Min Suga
Can we just get this over with? I'm getting tired of our cats and dogs fight, you know?

Ahn Elisha
So, Mr. Ignorant, do you want to settle things now? Okay, let's see how that goes... 🧐🧐🧐

Min Suga
So... First, tell me about yourself.😊😊

Ahn Elisha
Why am I being prompted to do that?

Min Suga
Because that's how strangers communicate before they become friends... 🙂🙂🙂

Ahn Elisha
I feel like I'm back in an interview... Okay... My interests include music, dancing, reading, and, of course, eating and sleeping... What else is there... Purple and black are my favourite colours. I enjoy dressing up in boy clothes. I dislike wearing shorts and sleeveless shirts because I believe they expose too much skin, so I mostly wear sweatpants and tee shirts or hoodies. That's all I've got.

Interesting... Exactly like my ideal type...

Min Suga
It's now my turn!!!

Ahn Elisha
You don't have to, you know... I already know a lot about you...

Min Suga
Okay, then we're friends!!! Wait...

Ahn Elisha
Ahmmm... Okay???

Min Suga
Okay... Happy one-second friend-niversary!!!🎊🎉🥂

Ahn Elisha
😂😂😂

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