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Just to let you all know I created all of these so vote and comment for who you want to see in the next rap battle.
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Yo what up today we have a rap battle between skyrims representative the dark brotherhood and the assassins creed
BEGIN:
I'm Nazir
That means the brotherhood is here
It Is okay to be scared we feed off your fear
Hey, look brothers we made them shed a tear
Most of your assassins get drunk all day and drink beer
You need to steal a horse, we got shadowmere
We are known more thieves guild and more than Pikachu
Take one of us out we got more for you
I am the dark brotherhoods contractor
Your about to be cropped I am like a tractor
I am
Dangerous
Psychotic
Your assassins look like hobbits
You try to act cool
you can drop the act with me
We have a better creed than you and we even have dovakiin
Altair
*leap of faith*
Let me tell you something
About your brotherhood
Your arse is gonna get kicked by this guy
Underneath this hood
You can't defeat me
I clear rooftop gaps so rapidly
I'm a lone master, I created the creed
I guess parkour just comes naturally
Known more than the thieves guild
Please next joke
Your trade mark is a hand
Ours is a cloak
You guys are kids
Whilst I'm a real bloke
And please Dragon-born
He walks around in a helmet with horns
Templars vs Assassins our world is pretty torn
After this beating
You're gonna wish you were never born!
Dragon-born (skyrim)
Fus-Ro-Dah
I am the king
This is my kingdom so show RESPECT!
I mean look at you
You're like so Dishonored reject
I killed the Emperor
You killed a Templar?
If this was modern day
I'd say look out for my car
Im a take your hidden blade and stick it up your arse!
You think you're good?
You can't even rap fast!
