So, my friends that aren't on wattpad have asked if I could do a Yo mamma rap battle so here you go guys.
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Today we have,
Yo mamma so fat
VS
Yo mamma so stupid
BEGIN!
Hey, I might be fat
But at least I can rap
Yo mamma so stupid
She thought milk was tree sap
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Say that again
You be talking CRAP!
I'm the new Santa
Come and sit on my lap!
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Come any closer
You'll be underneath me(literally)
Yo mamma so stupid
I said she had guts for rap battling me
That she looked down, just to see!Yo mamma so stupid:
Let me start with alphabet
Only three letters you know
I've already placed a bet
Come here everyone come all see
Those three letters are KFC!
You can't defeat me
Fast food is the cause of your obesity!
I am like John Cena 'you can't see me!'
When I'm finished you're gonna frown
You have something on your chin
THIRD ONE DOWN!Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!On......
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