Attack On Titan One-Shots

Gravy

Eren sat at the dining table fiddling with his mashed potatoes.

"Are you going to eat or just move the damn potatoes around?" The Corporal stated blankly, glaring at the brunette sitting across from him.

"Y-yes of course Corporal..." He stammered putting a spoonful in his mouth.

A barely audible "Tch" escaped the short ravenette's mouth as he stood up and swiftly walked out of the room, leaving the so called brat alone.

He continued eating when he heard a yowling from behind the closed door. Eren looked back at the door and recognized the sound as the neko Annie who had been adopted by Hanji, a very insane squad leader.

He glanced at the gravy boat and had a good idea... He was going to pour it all over his face to piss the corporal off. Yea, that sounds like a terrific idea. He grabbed the gravy boat and began to pour it on his face, laughing to himself. The neko continued to yowl for attention from the other side of the door. Eren drizzled the gravy all over his face, laughing manically as the screaming neko Annie yowled on the other side of the door((･_･;)A short haired Asian girl stood in the other open doorway staring at her adopted brother pouring gravy all over his face. 'What the actual hell Eren...' She thought to herself and backed slowly out of the room, leaving the teen by himself.

And that was the end of Eren Jäger.

A/N: what did I just write.... Bertolt this is your fault.... You gave me that sentence... oh god.