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Star platinum: pass me the salt
The world: how about you pass away
Star platinum:
Star platinum: fuck you
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Halestorm: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Queen: It's not water.
Halestorm: Vodka! I like your sty--
Queen: It's vinegar.
Halestorm:...what?
Queen: It's vinegar. Pussy.
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Dragonforce: You are the love of my life, and my soulmate, I would do anything for you.
Queen: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Dragonforce: Absolutely not.
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Purple Haze: Do you know how to perform heart surgery?
Gold experience: No. But I googled it and it doesn't seem that hard.
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The hand: wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game?!?!
Heavens door: no. Are you stupid?
The hand: excuse u i am extremely stupid and i have always been incredibly open and honest about that
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Stone free: guys, i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him?
Crazy Diamond: you did WHAT-
Gold experience: William Snakespeare
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crazy Diamond: *gently taps table*
Heavens door: *taps back*
The hand: What are they doing?
Echoes: Morse code.
Heavens door: *aggressively tapping*
Crazy Diamond: *slams hands down on the table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
To be continued.
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Jojo Stands Adventures
FanfictionEver wonder where the stands go when they aren't being summoned. Well there's a world for stands Created by a Stand called [QUEEN]( like the band) join Star platinum, Crazy diamond, Stone free, Gold Experience, Tusk, Soft and wet and Many more stand...
