Danker Wood Road

Epilogue

♪ ♪Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called DankerWood ♪ ♪

As I get up from a couch while watching T.V. I notice something in the corner of my eye. It's the rainbow unicorns.

"Shit we gotta get out of here Tyrone." I said as we got on our polar bears and began to run away from the rainbow unicorns that are right on our tails. "They pulled out there dolphin fetus launchers." Tyrone yells.

"Shoot thats gonna be a problem." I scream back at Tyrone just before a fetus goes flying by my head. I slap my bears ass so it starts twerking and deflecting the fetus' flying at us.

The Cliff Bar is coming up and we are going to have to jump for it. As we came up to the ledge we jump off and grappling hook onto a fetus flying by our heads. It carries us to the other side and we safely make it to the other side of the Cliff Bar.

We look back and the rainbow unicorns that were following us fell down the Cliff Bar.

We watched as they fell from the cliff. They made majestic cries of pain as they hit the ground and bursted into many tiny rainbows. Then little gnomes walked out of their assholes.

Then as if it never happened I came on there of my trance and found Tyrone and I sitting near a cliff. We looked off the cliff to see many blown up cop cars.

"Wow that was something alright." Tyrone says to me.

Tyrone is my cocaine dealer. We go on crazy adventures when we are high. Its always a great time. Then theres me. Cylus, a crazy ex-military guy who is probably not fit for humanity after the war. After I lost my eye I lost it. I went on rampages, we won the war and came home. Now I'm a addict. But the bad thing is we are very wanted by the police. So when we are not on our crazy cop chases we are hiding out.

The best part is that was a normal trance. Just wait until they get good.