I Wake up on the other side of a cliff with cop cars on the other side, How did me and Cylus even end up here. How did we get here. I have such a bad headache right now. Cylus and I get up and go to the nearest store to get a grab to eat and drink. He get to a Waffle House and get some waffles and coffee. We finish up eating and the bill comes in. Apparently it costs $1337 for all of the restaurants waffles. Back on the run again I guess, We get into Cylus' smart car that has a lamborghini engine inside of it. How does that even fit inside of a smart car? What ever we hear the sirens behind us which oddly sound like the fresh prince of bel air theme song. We go to our usual hide out spot and stash our drugs inside of my piggy bank.
As we walk out of our hiding spot we see Laquisha (Tyrone's E.X. girlfriend) and she wants some money to go to the Iggy Azalea concert. She is chanting "Iggy is love Iggy is life." Tyrone exclaims that he has no money. Me and Cylus walk down the road and there is an albino leaning against the tree. When we walk past him he stops us and asks us a question. "If you want me to kill someone I will do it for some money." I reply "If you kill Iggy Azalea I will give you some cocaine, if that kind of stuff is up your alley if you know what I'm saying." he whispers "sure she will die at her next concert." And then he walks again slowly walks away. Cylus whispers to me, "well that was weird." I start to remember this person. He was the kid that got suspended in grade one for eating someones finger.
As we walk down I hear the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song again. What the heck. Out of nowhere two polar bears roll up next to us. Am I still in my trip? No it can't be. That ended like a hour ago. What is happening, am I in a coma, will I ever wake up? Then boom; me and Cylus were knocked out cold by police batons.
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Danker Wood Road
HumorWhen an ex-military guy and a cocaine dealer meet up, things start to become awesome.