Art book or something

Dumbass reasons to why i get screamed at lol

WARNING: LOSING BRAINCELLS AND CAUSES OF STROKE GUARANTEED

I'll be writing each one of these as skits
(And sorry for the terrible stroke you'll get from reading this)

A BIT OF CONTEXT:
We live with this nana type of person, that helps around the house by cleaning "taking care" of us and she's a Karen

1: showering in the morning

Me: *finishes from a satisfying shower and gets ready for the day early in the morning when I think now one's awake*
Door: [banging noises]

Me: hold on please! (Knowing exactly who it is)

K: go faster! Everyone have to use bathroom!!

Me: chill, I just finished

*she literally waits outside and when I get out I don't see anyone except for her and my uncle *

[insert argument about showering too long]
Ps: I know I shouldn't take a long time in the shower, especially since others are also using it but DAYMN she over reacted.

Not hearing her (or in her words):
ARE YOU DEAF, DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK YOUR TATA TO THROW OUT YOUR HEADPHONES!??!11!??//1

Me *listens to music on a low volume so I don't get screamed at again*

K: Lulu, if you want you can eat plasma

Me: but we can't eat the biscuit for dinner

K: no I mean with milk

Me: yeah, but we can't eat the biscuit with the milk in a bowl

K: no, I mean the powder

Me: but I thought we ran out???

K: we didn't, it's there

*she tilts her head in the cupboards
direction so I check those*

Me: there is nothing there?

K: NO, there!!!

Me: where!?

K: *now turning around pointing with her hands this time to the washing machine room thingy* THERE, ARE YOU DEAF DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOUR TATA YOU WEAR YOUR HEADPHONE 24 HOUR!?

Me: (i heard you just fine)

*I go to the shelf I ask calmly*
Me: here?

K: NO THERE *pointing straight ahead*

Me: *heading in* i can't find it!

K: THERE

Me: *checking behind the door on a shelf* I found it! (Calmly again)

K: continuing to scream at me about headphones and shit as I think to myself while making dinner "I CANT SEE WHERE YOUR POINTING IF YOU ARENT POINTING"

I'll give you a part two of why i am I slowly going insane!
If you want

Love you all ciao:)

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