"SOMEONE STOLE MY CROWN!"
"AGH! MY HAT!"
"POYO!"
"VILLAGER! WAKE UP! SOMEONE STOLE MY HOODIE!"
Slowly opening my eyes, I was shocked to see Little Mac on top of me, my body sprawled on the bed. I slowly pushed him off my chest and got up.
"Your Pink one? I'm pretty sure that would be in the drawers.", I said as I walked up to mine, opening it. "If you still can't find it, I could check the pockets of my-WHERE ARE MY SHORTS!?"
My face burned red as I realized I shouted that, meaning the Mansion could've heard it. I ran to my laptop and saw that Isabelle sent me a message.
I: Mayor! Help, someone stole my fruit basket! The other people here have their stuff missing, too!
V: Yeah, our mansion was raided, too. My shorts are gone!
I: Well, hopefully we catch the bandit. Bye Mayor!
V: Bye!
I closed my laptop and reopened my drawer. "Darn... Hey Little Mac, can I use one of your shorts?" He looked at me like I was insane. "Please", I begged. "They stole mine... PLEASE..."
"Fine...", he reached in his drawer and pulled out a pair of green shorts, his face tinted pink. "Thanks!", I took them and ran in the bathroom, putting them on.
"These smell just like him", I said to no one but me. "And they are big for my size, but it's still better than just boxers.". I ran out to the diner where I saw Wii Fit in the crowd of distressed fighters.
"What happened to you?", I asked.
"Someone stole my Yoga Ball and Mat.", she said, frustration in her voice.
"Oh.", was my only reply.
I looked over to my right and saw something weird. Tiny footprints, the size of mine, made from mud was trailing towards the exit of the mansion. Following it, I found a pair of small gray shorts, my gray shorts. I put them on, relieved to have the old feeling of them back.
But something wasn't right. Checking my pockets, I felt nothing except a note that said,"Checklist: Mario's Hat, Luigi's Vacuum thing, Yoshi's Fruit," And as I read it I found out that not one of those things said my shorts were a target.
I began to hear footsteps and turned around, scared to look. I saw Master Hand and Wario, Wario grinning.
"There's our culprit."
That was the last thing I heard before being blindfolded and dragged to someplace.
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AUTHORS NOTE
Oh snap! This is getting crazy in here! Who do you think is the culprit? Comment Below!
Stay Fabulous! ~Coolio
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