pride

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It's a sunny day, the sun is scorching and there isn't a cloud in the sky! Tommy, Ruby and Liv all make their way through town talking about boys and gay sex when all of a sudden they heard lady gaga in the distance, they look behind them and see a huge gathering of people walking down the street holding rainbow flags. Ruby starts violently throwing up "EWWWWW" they shout at the top of their lungs. "what's going on over there?" Tommy asks and liv punches him in the face "are you fucking stupid you ugly useless twink it's only THE even of the year!" Ruby wipes the sick from their mouth "it's a gay pride parade, Tommy." An old fat hairy man approaches the three of them and starts rubbing tommy's bulge "hey there cutie wanna come to my place?" Ruby stabs him and lets him bleed to death on the floor. The three of them try to escape the parade but are sucked in by a group of leather pups and get stuck in the sea of gays.

Eventually all the gays stop at the main part of pride and start dancing and paying to get on rides, Liv is ecstatic and starts going up to every twink she sees calling them "queen" and "hunty" Ruby looks at Tommy and says "We need to get out of here as soon as possible i hate it here." Tommy nods but just as they try to leave Rupaul the drag queen wraps them up in feathery scarves and says "come on girly pops let's go DANCE!" Tommy and Ruby get kidnapped by Rupaul.

Tommy and Ruby are stuck dancing with loads of gay people and have no way out, they have texted liv asking her to come and save them but there is no response yet. "What are we gonna do?" Tommy asks Ruby while his eyes are filled with tears, Ruby starts being sick again and says "I have *vomit* no *vomit* idea!" but then as if it's a miracle twinks start running away from the dance area at the speed of light. Tommy and Ruby stand back to back as a 360° shot pans around them, it's like a miracle is happening to them and they are finally about to make their escape. Then they see liv casually walking through the crowd of twink bottoms without a shirt or bra on. "Ofcourse!" Tommy exclaims "Twinks hate tits!" He says while looking away from livs tits. Ruby begins to suck the milk out of livs tits and then they casually leave pride.

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