[Big Shots] (spamton x reader)

Basic Info

-this is in an alternate universe where spamton never got so desperate and didnt get shrunk in acid(not canon just a theory)
-he doesnt speak all wonky because he never got all fucked up and shit (he speaks kinda old timey just not [in brackets] and still speaks like him just not constant salesman)
-Spamton is 6'3 (probably the height of the addisons)
-he has dyed black hair (naturally white)
-he dated swatch at some point and kinda picked up his style
-Spamton also dated Jevil at some point aswell
-Spamton's a switch, he is a top but can also be a bottom
-For those who want to know I'm imagining spamton with a large sized dick (around 7-8 inches, idk if thats big or not. the only man i like is spamton)
-Y/N is male but used they/them
-Spamton is intersex (yknow to make it fun)