🄷🄸🄳🄸🄽🄶 🄵🅁🄾🄼 🅃🄷🄴🄼 (various! haikyuu x male reader)

죄송합니다 나는 엉망

"..."

"for god sake why in the world did you do that???" the general shouts at him.

"I can't stay in that condition, the air is smelly and the beds are as hard as a  rock-"

"well it doesn't mean YOU have to risk yours and you teammates life right?? Look what happened!? You arms and legs are injured" the general kept on scolding nori and saying he was trying to make a death wish to (y/n).

"so what? I got all the karasuno ghouls, isn't that enough-"

"of course it isn't, you literally risked your life just to get into the top ten?? What are you, a maniac asking to be killed by (y/n)?" nori rolls his eyes and crosses his arms.

"so what? Its not like he'll know where I am now does he?"

"oh no no, your in for a painful and guaranteed way to have a death request from (y/n)"

"hey what is it-"

"I need a place to stay for a few nights tooru" (y/n) says and immediately falls onto the ground with bruises, cuts and a huge slash on his back.

"... What?" oikawa looks around and just helps (y/n) inside the building..

"your saying you have friends as well?"

"yeah don't you?" daichi says and (y/n) shrugs, "I used to have friends when I was human... But now, not really"

"aren't we your friends too?" sugawara said "your like acquaintance to me so not really"

"ouch, that feels sad"

"good, then suffer" (y/n) stares at the store in front of them, "how does it feel like having to eat human flesh instead of normal food?"

"it feels okay I guess, I won't need to choose food over which and which drink to buy. And I get to eat free food all the time" (y/n) said with a smirk on his face, "please don't tell us you think of us as food as well..."

"nah, if I were to do that then I would've done it a long time ago" (y/n) sighs and hears a whiny voice from nearby...

"but iwa-chan! Aliens are real"

"oh shut it with your theories shittykawa, I've had enough of it for today"

"iwa-chan so mean~"

"don't make me punch you, you idiot"

(y/n) turns his attention towards to the voice and they turned around the corner, "oikawa... And iwaizumi???" daichi says with a slight hint of panic.

"oh hey~ how are you guys?" the brown hair says upon hearing his name, 'so his name is oikawa... Huh, then the other one is iwaizumi' (y/n) inspects the 2 other humans closely...

"iwa-chan why of all times, its my turn already"

"get lost oikawa, you'll only make it worst then it is" (y/n) could hear the same 2 voices he usually hears and cracks open one eyes and checks.

Oikawa was being scolded by iwaizumi, holding a newly bought bandage.

"what the actual fuck you guys?? Your fighting over there while (y/n) is bleeding heavily, hurry up!" hanamakki shouts making iwaizumi ignore Oikawa's pleas to help out and hands takahiro the bandage roll.

"I can't believe you two are still fighting, (y/n) is in a lot of pain while you two are still fighting"

"just hurry up with the bandages, I'm going out to buy more soon" Iwaizumi says getting ready his wallet he had stolen from a victim he had killed last night.

"..." while this was going on, (y/n) could clearly hear everything, and even the news report on TV.

"can't believe that stupid idiot even managed to capture the karasuno ghouls, who knew a reckless kid like him would do anything for fame and money" matsukawa's voice could be heard.

"yeah and on top of that, I heard he also got a good scolding from the general" yahaba said and crosses his arms.

"that's nothing compare to me..." (y/n) says and rolls his eyes, "wait you were awake??" hanamakki asked "yeah, didn't you see my eyes? I was literally staring right at you when you were putting on my bandages"

"oh.. I thought you usually sleep with your eyes open"

"..."

"okay enough of that, (y/n) you need to rest for the time being, who knows what will happen if you went out there with all of your wounds open"

"I pity you sometimes" matsukawa's said.

"and I hate you too" (y/n) gives him a dagger glare while being wrapped up in bandages by hanamakki.

Yahaba looks at matsukawa then hanamakki then at (y/n). "what's with  him? Is he always this rude?"

"oh he is, even when he met us the first time too. There's not changing to his attitude once you get use to him" says hanamakki which earns him a punch to the stomach.

"watch what your saying or I'll make sure my fist will be aiming your face next takahiro" (y/n) says without hesitation.

"your so scary..."

"I can hear the sarcasm, don't try me"

"fine! Fine..."

"..."

"their useless? What am I suppose to do with them? They don't even talk" shirabu says and kicks the chair nearby.

"how are we suppose to know where is (y/n) if they won't talk" semi ask.

"we'll make them..." ushijima says in a deep voice, "you mean we should get out the device?"

"I don't think we should necessarily get the device out... Maybe try torturing them will do"

"what if (y/n) finds us in the middle of doing so?"

"then we'll just kill him first-"

"didn't we promise to never kill him?" tendou said with a bit of upset in his voice, "yeah but who am I suppose to blame?? He keeps on saying its our fault that we made him like that, I think its best to take him out"

"no we can't do that! We promised to never hurt him even if he was a ghoul" tendou accidentally shouts, gaining the attention of sugawara and asahi.

"so what do you want to do then? Capture him and try to reverse the effect?? What are you? Crazy??"

"yes I am! Call me what you want, but I'm going to keep that promise to (y/n) even if it means that I'll die from it" tendou shouts as shirabu rolls his eyes and places his hands on his hips.

"tendou, you should know that its useless to even find a cure for it, you'll turn into a ghoul sooner or later so what's the point of making a promise that you know you'll break it?" shirabu argues with tendou in which it leads into a heated argument...

"never in my life have I seen such a ignorant little shit" (y/n) mumbles as he bites into a human arm.

Kyotani, matsukawa, iwaizumi and kindaichi were playing an aggressive game of Mario kart in which iwaizumi kept on winning 1st place.

"come on, its just a game (y/n). There's nothing harmful about it" yahaba tries to reassure him.

"the only thing that's not harmful is when I get to hell and have a wonderful time there... Those little shits are nothing but trouble" (y/n) points to them.

"I can't believe your even a high ranking wanted ghoul in the first place, your nothing but an arrogant little shit"

"thanks" (y/n) takes out some bones he had found and throws them into the trash.