President herb walks in
"Hey bitch" he says to lilac cookie
Lilac starts to slap him like an impossstee
"Herb it's not hoe o'clock yet silly kun~~"
Lilac said
Donald trump walks in
"Fuck the police are here."
Herb says.
Lilac cowers behind Herb
"D-Donald please have mercy today..."
Lilac says
Donny kun pulls out his glock
"I won't shot the gun if herb gives you to Me"
"FUCK NO SHOOT ME INSTEAD DONALD BITCH."
Herb screams.
Lilac starts crying
"oh boys please don't fight over silly old me~"
Lilac pulls out his McDonald's Big Mac that he's been saving for weeks in his panties it is slightly molded
"baby ill treat u right and get u a fresh Big Mac"
Donald trunk says
"no I want this shit molded"
Lilac saws sweetly
Donny kun shoots Herb with his glockity glock
Herb laughs
"you dumb Cheeto bitch ur next"
he falls to the ground
he seems dead UWU
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Coffee Breath at 3
Randomso yeah among us imposter lilac and espresso do the funny 69 420 thing lol rekt. Herb walks in and starts screaming
