Like I said I just found out why Mae Mae said the doctor is gonna be scared. I may have a perfect booty, but the things that come out-- not so much. Before I could even say watch out, my booty erupted. All of a sudden Chili powder starts to puff out of my booty, but what I forgot is that my booty is allergic to hot Cheetos. and I know your wondering "I thought you could eat Hot Cheetos just fine? Well, I can but my booty is like Another person with COMPLETELY different medical records. for example my booty is allergic to: hot Cheetos, ranch, bad booty lickers, khakis, Chick-fil-A and cheap seat cushions.. Anyway the doctors yell in pain as my booty powder burns their eyes. now I know that Mae Mae must have a plan to make sure that I don't have the perfect booty. you see Mae Mae has always been jealous of my booty, see actually cried at one of my booty photo shoots mumbling "that will never be me". One half of me feels kind of bad but the other half is thinking wow get. a. LIFE. I quickly get dressed and run off in embarrassment. On my way home I ran into a REALLY hot hobo. he was sitting by a tree next to trash, weird creams, walrus meat and a magazine with ME on the cover! Like I've said before I am a booty model, but most of my magazines are sold in Puerto Rico to old men perverts. Anyway, so I said "hey". he looked up for a second and then said "ummm...hey" quickly he realized who I was..
