Beyblade Burst One Shots (Shu Kurenai x Reader x Red Eye)

Having "the talk"

Y/n looked at Shu with a blank expression, with the other doing the same thing. Both were sitting on Y/n's bed and have been in this position for around five minutes. When the (h/c) haired boy called for Shu, saying that they had to talk, poor Shu became extremely worried. Especially when Y/n refused to say anything to him as they walked to his room. Of course, Shu started to panic and evaluate himself. What did he do wrong? Was Y/n still mad at him for eating the last chocolate cupcake? Shu was slowly losing his mind on this but remained patient.

Finally, Y/n yawned and started to speak, "This talk is very serious Shu. So I need you to pay attention." Shu nodded his head and stopped the shaking of his body. Making it as still as he could. "Y/n just tell me already. I'm getting worried sick just waiting." Y/n raised an eyebrow at him but shrugged, reaching behind him to get a cherry lollipop. Opening it before popping the candy into his mouth. He focused on the candy for a few seconds before removing it from his mouth.

"It's time for the talk, Shu."

Immediately, Shu went on his knees and slammed his hands together, "I'm so sorry. Please don't break up with me! I will fix whatever I did wrong, I promise!" Y/n brought his knees up to his chest, pressing them together as he places his chin on top of the pair. "What the hell are you talking about? Dude, this isn't the Shu I'm used to." Shu soon stopped his pleading and became even more confused. "So...you're not...?" Y/n sighed and shook his head.

He popped the lollipop back into his mouth and took Shu's hands in his, "No. I'm not going to break up with you. I called you here to finally have that talk you didn't get from your parents. The sausage and the bagel." Shu's eyebrows were raised but he dared not to say another word. Instead, he stayed silent and let Y/n do the talking.

"Sometimes, when two people love each other like me and you, they make love. For us who have sausages, they insert it in the hole of the bagel. A person who gets the sausage might have one hole, while another may have two holes. Inserting the sausage in either one is okay. If the person who has a hole is fertile, they're able to have a baby. That is how me and you were made by our parents anyway." With that, Y/n refocuses on his lollipop and sucks it. Not noticing Shu falling backwards on the bed, eyes wide with trauma.

Shu said, "How did you...know all of this? We're twelve for crying out loud!"

"And I was born yesterday. In the U.S, kids our age already know what sex is. On tv, there is the discovery channel. It teaches everything there is to know about that side of life. Everything." Y/n replied back, checking his phone. He soon turns it off and places it on the bed, getting up.

He heads towards the door of his bedroom, but then stops and turns to face Shu. "Also, I accidentally walked into my parents doing it." Y/n then leaves the room without another word. Shu blinks his eyes, looking up at the door.

"Wait...what?!"