MCGuirk's Revenge: A Home Movies Creepypasta

10\24\2021 @ 11:30 pm

Hey. Its M again. Me and Miss Hawkins had a Discord call where I had gotten ANOTHER random email with a Home Movies episode. Instead with the title "MCGuirk_4_9" I asked her (Hawkins) if she had heard of an episode with this sort of title. She said that there WAS the episode "MCGuirk's Revenge" which was a scrapped season 4 episode. I wound up downloading the episode and streaming it on our call. Hold on to your hats, guys. Shit sure does hit the fan in this one....

Instead of opening with the normal TV set, it started with MCGuirk doing some pretty disgusting stuff on camera, the person he was with was not shown but it looked like they were in the hospital. What kind of insane opening were we looking at? Home Movies did have its fair share of sexual scenes like when Paula made out with another man or when MCGuirk was harassed by Stephanie, but it never really depicted anyone "doing it" even if it were censored. Anyways, shortly after the roughly 15 seconds worth of intercourse, we cut to where we left off in the Lynch episode. Paula and Brendon were standing in the kitchen, Brendon holding the phone against his ear... "You ok, Brendon?" Paula whispered. "I'm not sure, mom. I think Mr. Lynch is on the phone..." the boy whispered back as he handed his mom the phone. "Shit, I won't hear the end of this one." Paula sighed before the scene faded out.

The next scene was Brendon in his room, he had big red bags under his eyes. The TV blared as he sat underneath a blanket, shivering in fear. Suddenly, Paula walks in... "Brendon?" She called out quietly while carrying in some cookies and milk. "We ran out of chocolate chip, so I uh...hope you like oatmeal cookies.." she then saw the despair her son was in and sat next to him. "You ok, Brendon." Paula sighed pulling Brendon in, "Not really... After what happened back there, let's just say I won't be coming out of my room for a while." Brendon replied. Another news blurb popped up reporting that the man taken into custody had escaped and is being tracked down by the police. 

Paula then bolted downstairs and locked the doors, further adding suspense to this already grim episode. Suddenly, we are cut to Lynch banging on the front door, he was in a hospital gown and looked like he hadn't slept in weeks or even months for that matter. "LET ME IN!!!! THEY'RE AFTER ME!!!" Lynch screamed as he kept banging on the door. Bredon hid under the covers whilst his friends jolted up to his room. "Stay in Brendon's room, kids. I'll handle this!" the screen went black before cutting to Brendon and his friends grouped together. "Is....everything ok?" Brendon muttered opening an eye.

The child then hopped off of his bed only to go downstairs to discover his mom was PASSED OUT on the floor. "MOM!" Brendon shouted as he rushed towards his mother. "Come on, mom. Please wake up" Brendon teared up trying to nudge Paula's arm. He then shouted for one of his friends to call 911 before MCGuirk entered the house. "Its ok, Brendon. I took care of him." the soccer coach said dragging in a sack presumably with Lynch's dead body inside. "Am I gonna go to jail for this? Possibly. But I did it for the greater good. The poor bastard died of a drug overdose." MCGuirk confessed patting Brendon on the shoulder. "By the way, tell your friends an ambulance is on its way to get your mom." The scene faded to MCGuirk dumping the body into a quarry before cutting to the hospital. 

Brendon was sitting next to a hospital bed, bawling his eyes out. "Please don't let this be the end." he sobbed "Where am I supposed to go!" a doctor then entered with MCGuirk. "Sorry kid...Your mom is gone..." The doctor sighed. "She was shot in the chest by an unknown person. We haven't yet found out who it was, but we're guessing its Ron Lynch, that criminal who's still on the loose. If we find any updates, I'll let you know." The doctor left leaving Brendon and MCGuirk standing next to a deceased Paula. "Look champ, I'll take ya under my wing. Thank God your mom had a nice house cuz MCGuirk is movin in." Coach MCGuirk chuckled nudging Brendon's arm. Melissa gave the soccer coach the signal that it wasn't exactly a good time to crack a joke. "Let's just go home. We can worry about the funeral in the morning." MCGuirk sighed rubbing his neck. Then the episode randomly ended... with a title card that read "To be Concluded" in red letters. 

Well....you read it for yourself....

To Be Concluded... Or continued in this case. -M