AI Dungeon - Late Night Experiences

SNAKE and RABBIT get stuck in a timeloop and suffer

Note: stuff that has > is us, otherwise it's the AI.
I'm trying to format it so it's not a big mass of words jskndfjhsdf but am taking a break for rn cause this is long (i'll do it for the other story too lol)
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A group of friends are exploring an abandoned mansion. As they enter they notice the faint smell of a fire burning, and sheet covered furniture litters the dusty floor. They make their way through the mansion and hear the sound of footsteps on creeky stairs. Just then the doors to the room slam shut. They try not to panic as they hear a deep voice yell, "You may have gotten past me before, but you won't this time!"In the ensuing silence you hear one of your friends mutter 

 > RABBIT says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The deep voice from before says "Hmmm. I know that voice! It's the little teapot I saw earlier!"
A petite red haired woman appears from the shadows, holding a broom.

 > SNAKE says "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? RABBIT WHO IS THAT?"
Rabbit is terrified but manages to stammer out "I'm Rabbit, what the hell are you doing here?"The woman, now holding a candlestick and looking much more menacing, says
im gonna eat you lmao
"No you won't", replies Magic. "Not today anyhow"
As she heads back the way she came, Rabbit thinks he hears a low chuckle at the back of her throat

 > RABBIT starts sobbing.
"What's wrong Rabbit?" asks Teapot.
"That crazy bitch just nearly broke my fucking neck!"
Teapot is a little worried now
"She seemed pretty friendly from what you told me"

 > RABBIT says "I don't know what you're talking about I didn't say shit 😭"
Teapot shrugs and continues
"Anyway, like you said, we're not here for the ghosts, there's supposed to be a hidden passage down here"

 > SNAKE says "TOLD YOU WHAT? WE DON'T KNOW HER TEAPOT"
Teapot stops and turns to you
"Oh, you must be Snakes, Teapots sister"
A quick introduction follows after which you all head down to the lower level

 > SNAKE says "I'M A BOY THOUGH- ALSO IS THERE ANOTHER TEAPOT WHAT???"

 > RABBIT says "What kind of mental disease do you have we literally haven't said anything "Teapot" if that's your REAL name"
Teapot explains that she isn't her real sister, she just helps out sometimes. The passage she's talking about leads outside, but there is also another passage that leads even further down."Oh yeah, I meant to ask, what's your name?"
"Rabbit"
Teapot smiles
"I knew I recognised you from somewhere"

 > RABBIT says "Gross, I hate you"
Teapot doesn't understand
"I don't understand, why do you hate me?"
Rabbit doesn't respond, Teapot looks hurt
"Did I do something wrong?"

 > SNAKE says "YOU SAID RABBITS NAME EARLIER DO YOU HAVE RANBOO DISEASE?"

 > RABBIT says "You did everything wrong, Teapot. I wish you would throw yourself off that cliff over there <3"
Teapot is confused
"You don't like me? But why not"
She looks so sad :(

 > RABBIT says "You keep saying I said shit that I didn't, and you're weird and gross and stupid"Teapot is sadder :(
"Oh"
Rabbit feels a little bad about it now
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it"
Teapot smiles again

 > RABBIT says "JK I defiently meant it"
Teapot is confused again"I think I don't get you"
Rabbit grabs Teapot and kisses her hard on the lips
Teapot is shocked :(

 > SNAKE says "RABBIT DEFFENTALLY MEANT IT" (in response to the "i didn't mean it)
Teapot is in shock :(
"NO WAY, TEAPOT"
Teapot doesn't know what to say :(
"I think I should go away now. Sorry"

 > RABBIT pushes Teapot off the cliff.
Teapot falls :(
"I'm sorry I tried to seduce you :("
She falls into the void :(
"Goodbye"

 > RABBIT says "Good riddance. "
As she falls, Rabbit hears Teapot's voice one last time
"You called me Teapot :("
"Goodbye Teapot"

 > SNAKE says "THANK FUCKS SHE'S GONE"
You feel a lot better now that you've said what you wanted to say to Teapot
"Let's continue shall we?"

 > SNAKE says "YES PLEASE"
You all head down the passage, which soon widens into a small cavern. In the middle of the room is a pile of bones, and on top of these is a book
"I've found it!"
 > RABBIT tries to read the book but he is illiterate.
"I can't read, can you?"
SNAKE reads the book and fronts
"It says the concoction is infallible if you add a blue leafed plant"
 
> SNAKE says "WHAT DOES INFALLIBLE MEAN????"
Rabbit shrugs
"I dunno, but it looks like we found what we're looking for anyway"
"Yeah"

 > SNAKE says "I GUESS, WHAT DO WE DO WITH IT NOW THOUGH?"

 > RABBIT says "I dare you to drink it"
SNAKE smirks
"You dare me? Fine, I'll drink it"
He drinks the foul tasting brew
"Well? What do you think?"
You shrug

 > RABBIT says "You're gonna die you fucking dumbass"
"Well I guess it's gone through you then"
"Hm. Yes"
SNAKE collapses and dies.
You and Rabbit are about to leave when you notice one more passage in the room
"Nothing, it looks like it did its job"
"Yeah, but what if it didn't? We're in a lot of trouble"
That's a good point.

 > RABBIT says "SNAKE is literally fucking dead can we not continue exploring whatever the fuck this is"
 You shrug
"I guess not. Well, let's go back to the room where we found the book, I guess we can come back here if we find that this passage doesn't lead to anything"

 > SNAKE says "BRO I SAW THE LIGHT FLASH BEFORE MY EYES"
You shrug
"Well, that's some heavy shit. If you believe that happened then I guess it did"
"I don't see why we can't go back to the room"
You shrug again

 > SNAKE says "MAGIC WHY DO YOU WANT TO KEEP EXPLORING THIS FUCKING HORRENDUS PLACE?"
Rabbit shrugs
"Dunno, I just do. Something about it speaks to me, I guess"
You shrug
"Meh"
Rabbit sighs.

 > RABBIT starts sobbing again.
Rabbit really doesn't want to go back
"I'm scared"
SNAKE hugs him
"Don't worry, we'll find something related to this horridus place soon"

 > SNAKE says "bro this is pretty fucking gay"
Rabbit cries a little more
"I know... I just want to go home..."

 > RABBIT continues having their mental breakdown.
Rabbit attempts to compose himself
"Rabbits are meant to run, not walk. I want to go home..."
SNAKE rubs Rabbit's back
"We will bro, we will..."

 > RABBIT : Let's go home now then.
Rabbit nods
"Yeah..."
You begin walking back to the room
"Let's go back to the room. we found the way there afterall"
Rabbit nods.
"Let's go home..."
i guess they go home.
Well, there's nothing for it I guess. I'll head back too.
Once home, you have a bad feeling about all of this
"Rabbits are meant to run, not walk"

 > RABBIT says "What the fuck does that mean? Kinda racist of you to stereotype me like that"Rabbit is obviously talking to you
"What do you mean?"
You shrug
"I don't know, I just thought it was a pretty interesting thing for you to say though"

 > SNAKE says "WHAT IS THIS?? I'M NOT SAYING THAT- THESE WORDS HAVE NOT COME OUT OF MY MOUTH, WHAT SOURCERY IS THIS? WHAT WAS IN THAT DRINK?"

 > RABBIT says "Oh it's probably just the local demons "You shrug"Dunno, I just got the impression you were on to something when you mentioned the drink"SNAKE goes a bit crazy and tries to attack youRabbit pats his ass"Cmon let's get the fuck out of here"As they leave, you remember what happened earlier todayyou remember the gay hug from earlier...> RABBIT says "Hey SNAKE, are you gay?"SNAKE gets embarrassed."W-what! I am not.. I mean... It's complicated..."Rabbit giggles a bit"If you aren't then why did you hug me?"> SNAKE says "BECAUSE I LIKE HUGS, AND YOU WERE CRYING"> RABBIT says "Gay"Rabbit tries to make out with you"Can we cuddle then?"You agree and follow themIt's been a weird day, but you're safe and that's all that matters.SNAKE goes red again"Rabbits are not gay! Anyway, I'm not fucking gay, if that's what you're asking"Rabbit goes back to hugging SNAKE.> RABBIT says "damn now im being possessed"SNAKE and Rabbit are into each other. You just moved in, you can't leave now.You quickly hug SNAKE, who awkwardly hugs back.This is a horror story, so unfortunately the ghosts begin being sussy.SNAKE breaks the hug"Fuck, did you just read my mind? How the hell did you do that?"Rabbit has a creepy smile, and starts making out with you fully clothed.> RABBIT stabs SNAKE in the back."Aww, you just proved my earlier point. You're useless as a ghost"She then proceeds to strangle you to death.You pass on to the spirit world never to be heard from again.Turns out Rabbit is also dead, the person SNAKE thought was RABBIT was just a ghost. Which means SNAKE is gay along with being a horrible slacking leader.> RABBIT says "SNAKE? Why are we both dead"Rabbit comes out and hugs you."It's because I'm a berserker, that and my father was the sheriff and he killed yours"> RABBIT says "Are you on drugs again?"Rabbit stands back and laughs."No, it's just a happy coincidence I guess""Coincidence"> RABBIT says "That doesn't make sense. What do you mean? Huh?????????"Rabbit gets annoyed."You mean you really don't know? Fine then, I'll tell you.Rabbit sits next to you> SNAKE says "DAMN BRO THIS IS PRETTY GAY, I'M ALSO REALLY HIGH RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE WAS IMPERSONATING YOU AND KILLED ME"Rabbit is quiet for a moment"Impersonating me, I had no idea. Damn, I'm sorry you died over nothing."You nod your head> RABBIT says "Bro I literally tripped down the stairs and died before we got into the secret passage what "SNAKE has a confused look on his face."Huh? What secret passage?"Rabbit rolls her eyes> RABBIT says "b r u h"SNAKE turns red"What the fuck is wrong with you? Shut up"Rabbit shrugs her shoulders"Sorry"this makes no sense, what the fuck?You ask SNAkee why he doesn't remember anything"When did we enter a secret passage?"Rabbit throws up her hands in annoyance and decides to tell you both.> RABBIT says "When the fuck did Magic die?? Why are they here???????????????????????"About a week ago a group of demons came and Magic died trying to fight them off.But RABBIT doesn't know that because xe can't fucking read the narration.Just as quickly SNAKE snaps out of it and stops being gay and tells you that there is no way they can fight the demons by themselves.> RABBIT says "WHAT DEMONS???????????"Around twenty demons came and razed the city.Rabbit is still confused"What the fuck? Why are they here?"> SNAKE says "I DON'T KNOW MAN :sob:"Well, apparently to kill you.SNAKE then proceeds to start bawling his eyes out and telling you that he doesn't want to die since he's still so young and dumb ass.> RABBIT says "we're literally dead what"He's right. The only thing you can do now is regrets and pity.SNAKE then stops crying and says that he wants to go to Tartarus since he thinks he can be the demon lord there.> RABBIT says "please dont talk to me until your not high you make no sense"SNAKE nods in agreement.Well, at least they died fighting something they could have a hope of defeating. At least they won't be added to the list of casualties that Demon lord Magic claimed.> RABBIT says "shut up please"You wait outside SNAKE's mind for a bit, allowing him to calm down. When you're about to speak again, he tells you to wait and that he's calmed down.> RABBIT says "are u still high?""Yeah, but I'm slowly coming down"Rabbit nods in understanding, and waits quietly while you talk.> SNAKE says "I'M SORRY IF I DIDN ANYTHING WEIRD WHILE HIGH, I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING"That's understandable, you were talking a lot when you were high."I'm not mad, don't worry about it"> RABBIT says "You just wasn't making any sense"> SNAKE says "I HAVE THE RANBOO DISEASE"Well that explains a few things"Rabbit, If I may ask, What is the Ranbo Disease?"Rabbit's face turns red, and his pupils become much larger when he's angry."It's an incurable disease that turns it's host into a high being and leave them speechless"You think for a moment"So, you're saying that I was cured?"> RABBIT says "what""Yeah, I was cured by you, thanks to the Ranbo disease"Rabbit looks at you with confusion"how can you be cured by a disease that make you crazy"> SNAKE says "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING OR DOING ANYMORE, RABBIT PLEASE HELP ME."Rabbit rolls his eyes and ignores SNAKE."You can read my mind, which means you know that I'm also a high being, who else would do that?"> RABBIT says "i feel the same way, its just the local demons possessing us probably""Yeah, that's the only explanation for this"You decide to ignore SNAKE and continue the discussion with Rabbit.> RABBIT says "magic go fuck yourself <3""Yeah, I'm sorry too"You apologize to Magic."Don't worry about it, I understand how difficult life can be, high or low"Rabbit nods in agreement> RABBIT says "fuck you magic""I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I must ask. How is it that you were able to cure us?"Rabbit take his time to answer the question.> SNAKE says "WHAT IS HAPPENING, FUCK OFF MAGIC""I used the magic that made you"You don't understand. You think back to the moment that Rabbit used his own magic on you. You remember being slightly ill.> RABBIT says "i dont have magic, huh????""I remember being a little bit sick, and you cure that with your own, how?""The demons infected us with their presence, they no doubt have a hold on our minds""demon possession"> RABBIT dissociates so he doesn't have to deal with this BS."Fuck off Magic, you lot are just possessed by demons anyway"You stop listening immediately. You can't fucking take it anymore, these two are really giving you a headache.> RABBIT says ". . . "SNAKE interates"Tch"SNAKE sighs and eats some of your arm."Rabbit, I think you should come back"Well, that's it then.> RABBIT does not stop disossing."Fuck off, I don't need your help"SNAKE raises his hands in surrender."You're right of course, I'm sorry"He gets up and prepares to leave the room.SNAKE ends up passing out on the floor though, as he was somehow still HIGH, also isn't he dead? we're all fucking ghosts, AI what the hell is this shit show?Rabbit is still ignoring you and concentrating on what he's trying to do. You can hear him muttering under his breath.> RABBIT is literally just zoned out.You never thought you'd see the day."Rabbit?""mmh?""I think SNAKE is fucking dead"Rabbit stops concentrating and realizes what he was doing.> RABBIT says "Yeah, no shit. We're all dead. We're literally ghosts. Are you stupid, Magic?""SHUT UP!"Rabbit continues ignoring you. You frown."Fuck off"Ah, of course. You're now in the fucking mood to antagonize him.> RABBIT says "I'm the villain in your story ig, don't really care. If you weren't already dead I'd kill you, Magic."You're slightly put off by this accusation."What? What the hell are you talking about?"WE ALL PRETEND TO BE THE HEROS ON THE GOOD SIDE, BUT WHAT IF WE'RE THE VILLAINS ON THE OTHER?You realize that this is a deep thought, and drop it."What the hell are you on about, Rabbit?"Just then SNAKE starts to get up."he's trying to leave"> RABBIT says "I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I'm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote "you're a piece of shit, and RABBIT fucked RABBIT's mom". I'm now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you've wronged will rise against you.""Well that's some inspiring shit" You sayRabbit continues> RABBIT says "This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.""Oh for fuck's sake" You say and punch Rabbit in the face.Rabbit falls to the ground, as a trickle of blood comes out his nostril. You look at him disapprovingly.> RABBIT says "fuck you magic all my homies hate magic"MAGIC WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?You shake your head."Actually, I don't believe that will work"You grab a nearby chair and throw it at Rabbit."I'm done with you" You say and leave the room.You head to the living room, where the other saints are waiting for you"Shit Magic" Jon says> RABBIT says "omg is that jon from hit comic series garfield?""Shut up Jon" You say."It wasn't me Magic, you're the one who hit Rabbit!" Pat saysWell, that's embarrassing."HNNGGG" Jon says> SNAKE says "JON FROM HIT SHOW EDDSWORLD?""No" You sigh."Shut up"You don't really know what to do, but then you remember the last time this happened."Rabbit, give me the phone"> RABBIT says "pat from popularmmos????""You know the number?""Yeah, Stu needs it for the black market."You remember that this is the device that lets you talk to your friends without being heard.> RABBIT says "STU LIKE STUART LITTLE? I HATE THAT WHITE BASTARD"> SNAKE says "SAME"You dial the number."Hello""Rabbit, what's your location?""What?""Your location, where are you right now?""Um...I'm in the foyer.""Hello?""It's me, Stu""Oh, hey"Stuart seems friendly enough."So are we going to do this deal or what?"You think to yourself.> RABBIT says "fuck you stuart""Sure. Where are you, and who is this?""Oh I'm at the..."You give him directions to the house you just came from."I'll be there in a few minutes."> RABBIT says "fuck you stuart"You hang up, and give your friends the info."We have to go ratting with Rabbit.""Oh well, the more the merrier" Jon says.> RABBIT says "fuck everyone here "You get in the car, and drive to Rabbit's house. Along the way, you think about how you got nowhere with your plan.> SNAKE says "ARE WE NOT GHOSTS ANYMORE?""I don't know, but our reputation for ghost killing must be gone, otherwise this plan wouldn't have gone through."Jon seems satisfied with that answer.> RABBIT says "I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among they all guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!"You reach Rabbit's house and get out of the car."Stay in the fucking car!" You scream at Jon.You rush into the house and immediately go to where the unknown man was last seen.> RABBIT says "Everything I look at looks like an Among Us character. I look at a trash can and the stupid little crewmate is looking back at me, taunting me. When I close my eyes to sleep I see the space beans mocking me. I look at a mailbox, there it is. I look at a paper clip, it's right there. I can't escape it. Save me from this pain. My eyes are cursed by the deepest, darkest magic of Creation and I can't find a way to escape this endless suffering."You find Rabbit asleep in his bed and shake him."Wake up! Wake up! We need to get out of here, it's a trap!""Huh? What?" He says.> RABBIT says "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"You wrestle with him until you realize he's not even awake."SHIT!" You shout and start punching the walls.Nothing happens.> SNAKE says "WHAT FEVER DREAM IS THIS"> RABBIT says "WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room"You wake up screaming."WHAT THE FUCK" you say as you run out of the room screaming. You see Jon outside the door."He's gone." He says.The ceiling tiles come away in your hands. They're made of sponge and you're able to hold your breath underwater for minutes on end.> RABBIT says "Hey, hey, hey!! 😡I WAS BORN IN 1996!!! I'm a little disappointed in you.😔 Stuart Little is my little buddy 🥰, so don't be hatin' on him! 😠 PLUS, you need to learn your FACTS! 😉The original Stuart Little movie didn't come out until 1999. 😲 He was just a PICTURE in a BOOK! 😜 The last time I checked, a picture can't jump out of paper and do anything. 😎 Now give me some more "proof" of Stuart Little being bad. 😉 BRING IT ON! 😎"> SNAKE says "WHEN DID WE GET UNDERWATER????"You pull up the latest update of the "Who is online" screen on your phone and show that there is another user online, who goes by the name "Stuart Little". This could all be a dream.Rabbit responds by pissing in your ear and telling you to swim back to the surface.> RABBIT says "pisskink69 donated 63$ to the stream"You know there are only two toilets in the entire house. One is in the kitchen, one is in your mother's bedroom.You remember your mother spending a small fortune to have the bedroom remodeled recently.> RABBIT says "I am a 13 year old sociopath. RABBIT is a beast, RABBIT is not normal. RABBIT wear RABBIT's underwear on top of RABBIT's pants and RABBIT poop standing up. RABBIT feel no emotion. Everyone will be laughing around RABBIT and RABBIT just feel nothing. RABBIT always knew RABBIT was different, RABBIT could never feel or understand emotions. But RABBIT didn't know RABBIT was a sociopath until this year, 7th grade, when RABBIT turned 13; the first time RABBIT ever felt emotion in RABBIT's life. RABBIT went into RABBIT's brother's bedroom and there he was, playing with his Lego Star Wars set. He looked up at RABBIT, so innocent and unsuspecting. And in that moment, RABBIT got an urge, a dark, terrible urge. But an urge that RABBIT love, an urge that RABBIT embrace, an urge that feels RABBIT. In that moment, without thinking, RABBIT destroyed his Lego set. RABBIT knocked it down just to make him cry. He started crying and told RABBIT's Mom and now she grounded RABBIT from the Xbox, but RABBIT didn't care. RABBIT didn't feel sad at all that RABBIT had RABBIT's Xbox taken away, in fact, in that moment RABBIT felt pure joy. Joy from the act of ruining RABBIT's brothers Lego set, joy from making RABBIT's brother cry, joy from hurting soemone else. Hurting other people brought RABBIT true happiness. And that's when RABBIT realised that what truly made RABBIT happy was the suffering of others. How RABBIT experience emotions is making others scream, making others cry, and in turn it brings RABBIT true cheer. It's the only thing that makes RABBIT happy, but it's the best thing that makes RABBIT happy. That's when RABBIT realised RABBIT was a sociopath. They say sociopaths cannot love, but that is a lie. RABBIT do love something, and that something is causing pain and suffering onto others. RABBIT truly love making people scream and cry, saying the n word on call of duty, burning peoples houses in Minecraft, and many more to come. RABBIT is a sociopath, 13 years old, yet already a menace to society, and as RABBIT grow older RABBIT will only get worse, and when RABBIT grow up RABBIT will bring the downfall to society and humanity.Ok I can't type anymore my Mommy says it's past my bedtime."You get out of the pool and head upstairs to your room where you brush your teeth and go to sleep.Your mother comes into your room and says,"You are going to be getting up early in the morning."> RABBIT says "fuck you mom"You wake up to see your mother standing over you. She is dressed in black and she has a black, severe outfit on with her which hides all her features.> RABBIT says "mooooooom im trying to do shit, get the fuck out of my room"The look on her face turns from anger to annoyance."Do you want to put a stop to this nonsense right away or should I just report you?"She asks the second option and leaves the room.> SNAKE says "i'm shit"Your mother walks into your room again looking a bit more cheery.> RABBIT says "REPORT ME? LIKE SUSSY GAME AMOGUS???"The mother nods her head."You're grounded for a week."You jump out of bed, so happy that you forgot all about your mother's punishment.> RABBIT says "snake thats kinda gay"Your mother walks into the room again, looking very angry, she looks at you and says,"No it isn't.""I can be whatever I want, and you know it."> RABBIT says "he literally just implied we had gay sex wtf do you mean "no it isn't gay" huh"The mother walks out of the room, slamming the door behind her.You get up, so happy that you had gotten grounded. But you quickly remember what had happened and all that comes to mind is running away.> RABBIT wakes up.You wake up and see nothing but darkness. You hear water running in the bathroom.Rabbit, you think to yourself.> RABBIT says "No, Mrs Richardson. RABBIT will not be "putting RABBIT's phone away".I have learned far more about history and civilization in Dream's SMP documentary series than I have learned in 1 year of your shitty "history" class. It shows the struggle and pain that is survival in modern society. It's quite poetic, actually. What? What the fuck do you mean? I'm not "talking back" to you. I am lecturing you. There is a difference but you wouldn't get that, would you? Dream is literally one of the greatest minds alive right now. I truly believe that. These history books only detail what happened. Not WHY it happened. Dream shows us the drama of it all. You wouldn't get it. The survival in Dream's SMP server is honestly inspiring. "Step out into the hall?" shut the fuck up whore, I will not be doing that. I'm going to continue to sit here while you babble on about the importance of "not repeating history" and continue to observe and learn from Dream's SMP server documentary series."You don't move from your seat."Do you hear that?"You do not."The beat of hopelessness. That is what will ultimately destroy this." You continue to listen.> RABBIT says "penis""We're going to die here."You don't say a word."We're going to die here, aren't we?"You nod your head.She starts to cry again.> SNAKE says "that's gay"She turns around to stare at you."Why did you say that?""Because it's gay. You said something was gay."> RABBIT says "dick""What?""Dick.""What about dick?""That's what you called it, right? Dick.""Oh. Yeah."She looks down.> RABBIT says "dick and balls""What do you say?"" Balls first, dick later."You continue to stare at the girl. Her face has this blank look on it. She has no expression on her face.> SNAKE says "COCK AND BALL TORTURE"The girl starts to scream. It's at this point you start to panic. You're not sure what to do. You can see in the girl's eyes the moment of revelation.> RABBIT says "shit and cum"The girl suddenly stops screaming.She turns around and starts to scream at you.Her words are muffled by her mouth being clamped shut.> RABBIT says "L""L-L-Leave me alone! Please! Don't do this to me! Please!"You continue to stare at the girl. She doesn't move.You decide to...> SNAKE says "fuck off brenda"You decide to...You push the girl to the floor and start to hit her repeatedly with your knee.She doesn't react.You start to hit her harder.> RABBIT says "we're trying to be gay brenda"You don't know what to do."We're trying to be gay brenda. We're not going to hurt you. We just want to be friends. Please... Friends."> SNAKE says "yeah brenda"The girl looks up at you. Tears are streaming down her face. Her nose is bleeding. She doesn't scream, she doesn't move.She just breaks.> RABBIT stabs Brenda.> SNAKE says "brenda that's so fucking sad you should go to therapy"You look down at Brenda's bloody corpse. You don't feel remorse. You don't feel anything.You sit there, staring at her naked dead body, while the girl continues to cry.You push the girl away from you.She tries to fight back, but she's too weak.You pick the girl up again and look down at her. You stare into her eyes as she stares back.> RABBIT stabs the girl.You pick up the girl and slam her head into the table with as much strength as you can muster.The wood cracks and splinters.You quickly slam her head back into the table again and again.> SNAKE says "that's hot"You continue to repeat this process.There is a loud sound. You stop.You look down at the girl's bloody, battered corpse. There is a strange liquid covering your fist.> RABBIT says "this is epic poggers"You quickly push the girl's limp body aside. You stand up and look down at the table that had once been covered in Brenda's blood. Now, a strange liquid covers the floor.> RABBIT says "damn what the fuck this bitch bleedin"You quickly walk over and start to search Brenda's body. You go through her pockets and find several vials of blue liquid. You empty them out and down her throat.> SNAKE says "i dunno"She does nothing.You make sure Brenda is dead and stare at the girl, whose eyes are still blank. You pick her up off of the floor by her hair.> RABBIT kills the girl."I'm going to hurt you so much."As you carry the girl out of the room, she makes no noise.> SNAKE says "i think she's already dead"You begin walking down the hallways alongside the emergency exit door. You eventually come to a stairway and head down.> RABBIT trips down the stairs and passes out after hitting his head.The stairwell is dark. You can't see shit.You're about three steps into the stairwell before you realize that you can't go down anymore.You were at the bottom of the stairs.> RABBIT is passed out.> RABBIT is passed out.You continue down the hallway, walking past several closed doors.A girl opens her door. She screams as she sees you with the girl in your arms. You glare at her.You hit the bottom of the stairs, which hurt quite a bit. You started to cry out, but you didn't have time to before you passed out again. You are once more trapped inside your own twisted nightmare.> SNAKE says "WHAT IS HAPPENING? PLEASE WE JUST WANTED TO VISIT A HAUNTED HOUSE AND BE GAY"You find yourself in the hallway outside of room 104.To your left is a girl. She doesn't look like one of the ghosts. Her white skin is covered with a light sheen of sweat.> SNAKE says "EW BRO WTF WHY ARE YOU SO SWEATY? GO TAKE A SHOWER YOU MUSTY DUSTY BITCH"To your right is a ghost. You can't see his face, as it's covered with a long white beard.A man begins screaming from inside room 104. The ghost seems to shudder.> RABBIT is still passed out at the bottom of the stairs.You snap back to reality. You look down at the ghost. He appears to be staring at you with blank eyes. You can see the raw hatred in his every featureless face.> SNAKE picks up rabbit and book it for the door.You grab the rabbit and dive out of the way of the ghost. You hear it scream as it hits the ground. You look to your right; the ghost still stands there.> SNAKE says "FUCK OFF GHOST, RABBIT IS ASLEEP AND INGURED, XEY FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS"The ghost's eyes narrow. It starts to move in your direction.You turn around and run down the hallway, screaming the entire time.The ghost is doing a fortnite dance which makes this incredibly scary.You run past the girl from earlier and into the first room on the right. There's a shotgun inside. You grab it up and turn around.> SNAKE shoots the ghost, though it does nothing, as it's a fucking ghost. Snake continues to run away with rabbit who is still asleep, how does this bitch sleep through screaming?You shout at the ghost to scare it, but it does no such thing. You pump your shotgun, and as you do, you slam the butt of the gun into the corner of its eye.> SNAKE says "wtf"It makes a faint whimpering noise and starts to back away.You raise your shotgun to shoot at it, but it disappears before you can get a clear shot.> RABBIT says "I met Freddy Fazbear from the popular indie horror game Among Us and he farted and shitted I am so scared I am literally shaking!!!!"You quickly scan the room looking for it. After a few moments of silence, you spot a faint red glow in the far left corner of the room.> RABBIT says "wjhat thej fucik is hapepe nikjmg "You turn around quickly and are met by the ghost again. This time it appears to be coming from all the little kids that come running from the rooms.> RABBIT says "I know this sounds sadistic but I just love depriving my microwave from finishing. I always shut him off with one second to go not letting him finish. Edging your microwave."Before you can react a dark haired woman runs out from around the corner."get away from her!!" she screams as she slams the door shut in your face. You hear the chain lock slide into place.> SNAKE is so fucking done with this. He's taking Rabbit to a hospital for his concussion.You pick up the little girl and carry her out of the room. You run down the hall and into the employee lounge. You open the mini-fridge and find some beer.are we resorting to alcohol again?You quickly take two bottles of beer, leaving the third one, pour some of the beer into a rag you find in the fridge and start pressing it to Rabbit's head wound.> RABBIT says "Dear Sir:I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact RABBIT for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to RABBIT's name, in RABBIT's United States account, then RABBIT can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for RABBIT's accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow RABBIT to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, RABBIT must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.If it will be possible for RABBIT to assist they all, they all would be most grateful. They all suggest that RABBIT meet with they all in person in Lagos, and that during RABBIT's visit RABBIT introduce RABBIT to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.Please call RABBIT at RABBIT's earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.Yours truly,Prince Alyusi Islassis"You give the bottle a few more pumps before putting it down."Yeah, I saved the best for last."> SNAKE says ":eyes: :mouth: :eyes:"You place the last bottle of beer down and begin taking off your clothes."Now, this is special."You crawl around a bit, before lying down on your back.> RABBIT says "Squid Game has ruined my life. I can't look at a PS4 controller without bursting out in laughter because it remind me of the guards. The electrical room from among us already ruined my fucking life and now the signs on it gives me a fucking heart attack because squid game. Shape toys? THE FUCKING GUARD SIGNS AGAIN! Pineapple guy is player #001? Wtf. The neutral emoji I can't even look at it it turns into player #456 in my sleep. Nikocado Avocado has a square sign on his chest I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT HE WAS A SQUARE GUARD WTF!!! I can't even eat doritos because of squid game. I can't even play fucking splatoon because of that horrible squid game. The 🌝 emoji just fucking turns into the doll from the first game and I can't make it stop. I wanna fucking kill myself my life is fucking ruined"You lay there taking in ragged breathes, your body tensing as you continue to hold in your sobs. You take a deep breath and try to relax your tensed muscles."Fuck."> RABBIT clips through the floor into the backrooms.Rabbit makes a small hissing sound as the button on his stomach pushes through his fur and into his stomach, then the lower half of his body follows through.we're furries.His lower half settles into the hole that was just made as his upper half curls around to seal it. He looks up at you with a devious grin."Ready?"well rabbit is a furry, snake is a scaley> RABBIT says "SNAKE hey bby want to go to a furrycon with me?", and cat is a furry with spots.> SNAKE says "YES"Rabbit's grin widens as he quickly crawls through the hole.> RABBIT goes to the furrycon with snake.You follow after him as he Sneaks through the house, avoiding guards and machinery. You crawl through the vents, quickly heading down to the ground floor.> SNAKE says "OMG WE JUST VENTED, BRO WE'RE SO SUS"The yellow text stops appearing as you emerge from the other end of the vent.Alright. First things first, we need to get you some proper clothes.> RABBIT says "LIKE AMOGUS"You step out of the vent and quickly find yourself surrounded by man-eating plants.Fuck. You backtrack through the vents, emerging in the hallway with the Konami machine.> RABBIT says "damn bby imma have to eject you for venting :pensive:"Konami's machine looks at you and gives a laugh.Oh, I'm sorry, did you think this was a different machine? This is the Konami Machine development room.> SNAKE says "NOOO DON'T PLEASE"Oh dear. This information may not be entirely accurate. Please, do yourself a favor and get the real truth. Ask around, search for something called the "Konami code", it will answer all your questions.> RABBIT says "im sorry :pensive:"This room will fill in the blanks. Now then, if you need a place to stay, head downstairs and you'll find a room with a couch in it. You can sleep there.> SNAKE says "I LOVE YOU :sob:"Alright then. I'll say this, you're one of the smartest kids I've ever met. If it weren't for you I never would've found the Nintendo code.> RABBIT says "i love you too but i cant love the imposter I'm a crewmate"Yeah I know :(Good luck on your trip, and if you ever get the chance, find the real truth.> RABBIT says "SHUT UP DISEMBODIED VOICE WE'RE BEING GAY"voice whispers something in your ear, then the screen goes black.> RABBIT says "oops i broke them"> SNAKE says "BABE IT'S DARK WHAT'S HAPPENING"You awake in a room filled with fresh air. The blinds are open, flooding the room with natural sunlight. You're surrounded by shelves and cabinets filled with the most incredible things. You don't even have words.Your eyes snap open, and you find yourself sprawled across the hallway. A scrabble tile clutters up the floor next to your head.It's already afternoon, and you've slept for a few hours.> RABBIT says "damn it was all a dream how am i supposed to get a hot snake bf now :pensive:"You reach under the bed and grab your backpack, flinging the beds sheets off yourself. You shuffle out of the room and flip the sign to "open".You should really clean under the beds every now and then.> RABBIT starts screaming for no reason.You should probably not do that.Now then, where did you put that list you were going to make? You know, the one of all the people you're going to kill?> RABBIT says "ohhh thats in my dresser, are you my subconscious?"You walk over the hallway and enter the room.Yep, it's definitely a dresser.The drawer is open, as is the largehole.Oh dear.Yikes!> RABBIT says "who am i supposed to kill"You hear a noise from the large hole."Hello?"A eye peers out, then another one appears."You killed me.""What?"> RABBIT says "sucks to be you ig"The eyes disappear, a chuckle escape the hole."Where are the eyes?" You ask."I ate them." The rabbit replies."Why would you do that?"> RABBIT says "yummy"The rabbit takes a bite out of a wood pellet and scurries over to you."What's your name?" You ask."R2-D2.""Oh, are you damaged?"> RABBIT smashes the robot."What's going on?" A voice shouts.You slowly turn your head to see a large figure dressed in a white coat stands there."I'm looking for the maintenance man. Is he around?"> SNAKE says "I think my boyfriend is having an episode"The man turns his head."I'm Dr. Andreesen, and you are?""S-s-school kid."> RABBIT stabs Dr. andreesen.You turn and run back towards the door, but a metal pipe slams into your head, causing you to stumble. You attempt to get up, only to be struck in the face by another pipe.> RABBIT passes out.You wake up to see the same white coat, standing over you, holding a pipe.> RABBIT says "SNAKE help me""You didn't think it was a good idea to sneak into an intensive care unit, did you?" He asks."Nope." You reply.> SNAKE says "BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU JSUT ATTACK MY RABBIT BOYFRIEND?""You know, you're not the first person to come into my room and ask me that.""I'm?""Yep, that's me."You blurt out.> RABBIT says "bitchj"> SNAKE smacks Dr. andreesen."Alright, you better talk. Why the hell did you come into my room?""To try to save my boyfriend." You reply."Oh, is that what you were doing when you knocked me out?"Dr. Andreesen raises his pipe and slams it into the snake's jaw. It lands on the floor, dead."You did that?" You say in shock."Yep."He replies.> SNAKE says "damn am i dead now?""Well, technically speaking I just killed you."Dr. Andreesen grins and picks up his pipe.> RABBIT pulls out a gun and shoots Dr. andreesen.The doctor grunts as the bullet slams into his stomach. He falls backwards, onto his ass."Fuck!" He shouts before clutching his stomach in pain.> RABBIT shoots DR andreeseen 8 more times.He pulls out the bullets, one by one. You see a small amount of blood come out."Dammit." He says, wincing in pain each time.> RABBIT kills Dr. Andreeseens skull, killing him instantly."Well now. That was certainly efficient." He says, dead."You killed him!" You shout in shock."Yep."The rabbit grins.> SNAKE says "that's my boyfriend :D"> RABBIT says "who else do i have to kill, god""How the hell do you two know each other?"You ask."He was my boyfriend, before he became a doctor."The rabbit replies."Wait, what happened?""Long story short, he decided to try to cure his patients instead of kill them.""And that's why you killed him?"You ask.> RABBIT says "You have been bonked, "go to horny jail" is the last thing you hear before your vision fades to black. You are woken to find your self in a prison cell, you look around and find all the other cells are full of other victims of the bonk. ""Where are all the other patients?" You ask."Don't know, some one shut us up in here." A man asks from one of the cells.> RABBIT says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"> SNAKE says "WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?""Fuck you, what the hell are we going to do now?" The man in the cell asks."I don't know, but fuck this, let's all kill the wardens!""Well, I'm sure they'll be a certain amount of screams when they realize that we're all still here." You reply."HOLY SHIT!"> RABBIT says "i shoot the man in the cell"You raise your gun, and shoot the man in the cell. He falls over with a groan."Quick take his keys, we need get out of here."> RABBIT shoots the person talking.You walk over and shoot the man in the cell in the head. He falls over with a gasp."I think I've killed #3, now shall we continue?" You ask.There is silence.> RABBIT shoots everyone in the room besides SNAKE.The rabbit walks slowly around the room, shooting each of your companions in the head. When he reaches you, he points his gun at you."Any last words?" He asks.> RABBIT shoots magic.The rabbit fires a bolt of pure, raw magic energy from his gun. It hits you in the chest and you collapse onto the ground, dead.> SNAKE says "yo poggies magic is dead"You wake up in a small farm house. Your sister is sitting at the kitchen table, eating dinner."There you are! I've been looking all over for you! Are you alright?"> RABBIT says "b r u h"You nod."Yeah, I'm fine."You walk over and hug your sister."What happened?"> RABBIT says "i had a crazy dream""I had a really crazy dream."Huh, uh huh."I dreamed I was a rabbit... and then I wasn't."You nod."Yeah, it was a bit odd."> RABBIT says "also i was gay lmao"You laugh."Oh yes, that too."Uh huh."Sit down, you are sitting on my chair."You laugh, and do so."I made chicken curry."> RABBIT says "we all know you cant cook you useless bitch"Your sister puts her spoon down."Why do you always have to go and be so mean?"> RABBIT says "whore"You flinch."You're just an angry person, that's all."Huh, huh, yeah."Is it just me, or is the world getting more and more wicked?"> SNAKE says "(Because you're a bitch that came from no-where, are we sure this isn't just another dream?)""Maybe... but... I don't know.""If it isn't really true, then there's no reason to worry.""But... if it is true..."You shake your head."No, this is really happening. I'm really here and I'm really a rabbit."Your sister raises an eyebrow.> RABBIT wakes up.You shake your head, smiling at your sister."I'm really here, and I'm really a rabbit."You stand up, and head to the door.> RABBIT grabs a kitchen knife and slits his sisters throat.You grab a knife from the table and walk up to your sister.> RABBIT slits his sisters throat.You walk up to her, raising the knife."Please..." she pleads.You slash her throat, a deep cut that spurted blood and made her scream."Please..." she repeats.> SNAKE says "(hot)"RABBIT's sisters falls on the floor and dies."We're too late...""Yeah... we need to wake the chief.""Alright..."You stare at the body, trying to comprehend this, trying to fight back vomit and panic."B-b-but..." you stutter."Guys... help... me..."> RABBIT shoots himself so he doesn't have to deal with this.You stare at the shotgun, staring at it. However, you know, deep down, it's not going to help you in any way.> RABBIT shoots himself.You aim the shotgun, aiming it at your head."Fuck..."You lower the gun and pull the trigger.> RABBIT wakes up.You open your eyes and stare at the white, blinding light."What just happened?" You ask yourself, not knowing that you've just slept for a few seconds."Chief? Bighorner?"> RABBIT says "你好"You turn your head and see Bighorner, lying on the ground. You stand up, picking up your shotgun and walking over to him."What happened?"> RABBIT says "我他妈的讨厌现实，我的热蛇男友在哪里""What happened?""I was fucking doing fine until some fucking reality smashed me in the face with a 2 foot, 10 inch anaconda."You stare at him, motionless.> RABBIT says "我他妈的讨厌现实，我的热蛇男友在哪里"Bighorner sighs, and stands up."Let's get one thing fucking straight. You're not a fucking hero. You're an idiot."You stare at him, motionless.> RABBIT says "我他妈的讨厌现实，我的热蛇男友在哪里""You think I wanted this? You think any of us did? It's a fucking curse!""Yeah, but we have the power to lift it."> RABBIT says "把我男朋友还给我""If you really want him back... then lift the curse."Bighorner stares at you for a while, before nodding.> RABBIT says "把我男朋友还给我"Bighorner points to the tree, where a large snake climbs up. It hisses at you, before turning around and crawling down again.> RABBIT says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA 你该死的婊子 HHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA""Alright, alright!" Bighorner laughs. "I think it's time for me to leave. Thanks for the help, Rabbit."He walks forward and pats you on the shoulder.> RABBIT says "去你的"Bighorner walks forward and raises his fist, knocking on your head."Beat that, hero."Then, he turns and runs off into the woods.> RABBIT says "我希望你绊倒而死"You're standing outside of the cottage. All of your friends are gone, as is the man who saved you."W-wait!" You call after him. "You can have anything! Just don't leave!"> RABBIT says "婊子"Bighorner turns around."What?""I said, you can have anything!"Bighorner raises an eyebrow."What do you have that I might want?"> RABBIT shoots bighorner.You raise your shotgun, pulling the trigger. Bighorner's head explodes, sending blood and bits of skull in every direction."Fuck! My ears!"You stare at the gun in shock.> RABBIT says "过客""You won't get far like that, you know."Bighorner leans against a tree, seemingly having no ill-effects from the shot to his head.> SNAKE says "I SAW YOU DIE BIGHORNER WHAT-""Be quiet." Bighorner cuts him off, staring at the pile of bodies. "I know what you did.""What happened?" You ask.> SNAKE says "WHAT?""You and your friends came here to wipe out the tribals, didn't you? You thought that you could get rid of all of them, so you'd have free reign over here."> RABBIT says "SNAKE. We are in an endless cycle. People die, I kill them, but they come back. It happens over and over again. I keep waking up but it's just a dream inside a dream. We can't do anything. It's all futile, it's all pointless. Give up trying.""No." Bighorner says.> SNAKE says "Okay""I saw you. You, with your bow. I have no idea how you managed to sneak up on us like that. You shot Henry in the chest before I could even react. Then, you turned to run.> RABBIT says "bighorner npc lookin ass"Bighorner turns his head, looking at you."What is it?""I'm not sure I like being used as a pack mule."> RABBIT screams."Fuck you.""Where are we going, then?""It's a long story.""We've got the time."this story is over i'm ending it here please for the love of gods don't ask for more details i dunno what the hell is going to happen nextwe're done. this is over. THE END.> RABBIT says "damn i didnt get to be gay"> SNAKE says ":["> RABBIT says "i shoot the ai"the AI dungeon website dies and no one can use it THE END