Eteled pov!!!!!
So I was in my toilet taking s massive shit then I got a phone call, I would awnser it "hello my n ames daddy pig" the caller said " you will date my daughter " then k was like "oh ok" and then he hanged up I got off the toilet cause I was finished taking a shit then I looked up the guy, in the pictures was his daughter a pig with a red dress, she wasn't that hot but k said yes bescude idk man Lmaooo I went outside because some reason I live in real life in this fic idk lmaoo. So I was walking to the corner store because I ran out of toilet paper, there was a guy HE WAS LIKE SUPER HOT HUNK A LICOUS "H-h-H-H-HI I-IM ETELED" he looked at me "I'm Randy marsh" he said omg hot name so hot omg so I stole the tp and ran because he was too hot
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eteled x randy!!! #sohot
RomanceOMG I'M OMG OMG SO HOT MY OTP OMGGG (this is a joke)