Ham Saath Saath Hain

Veyoshma ke college ke din..!!

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Next day in MPT
In HM's cabin

SS- jaisa ki mere intelligent dimag ne aapke bina kahe hi samajh liya tha ki Kaamya ke college mein ham sab ke admissions karne hain wo bhi naam badal kar, maine kar diya hai!
Aur ham sab ke naam hain...
Madam sir aapka naam Huma, Karishma Madam aapka Kyari, cheete tera naam chandresh aur mera naam sweety

CC- Santuji! Santuji! Aap hamko aisa khatarnaak naam kahe dedi, hamko bhi kuch sweet sa deti!

SS- cheete! (Making a sad face) Us time kuch aur soojha nahi!

CC- koi baat nahi santuji! Aap itne pyaar se rakhi hain! Ham kaise mana kar sakte hain!!

PS and Billu- aur hamara naam??

SS- Pushpa ji aapka admission nahi kia!

PS- kyun??

SS- Pushpa ji!! Aapko dekh ke kon maanega ki aap college ki ladki ho!

PS- kyun nahi maanega?? Are! Abhi umar hi kya hai hamari?? Dekha hi kya hai hamne zindagi mein??

SS- bacha bhi kya hai??

PS- bhak!! Hamari twacha se hamari umr ka pata kahan lagta hai??
She said proudly

SS- wahi to! Aapko dekh ke kon kahega ki aap 55 years ki ho! Dekh ke to lagta hai 75 ki ho!!

PS- bhak!! Itni bhi umar nahi hai hamari!! Abhi abhi to jawani mein kadam rakha hai hamne!!

KS- thoda to soch ke boliye Pushpaji!!

PS- aap to chup hi rahiye! Aap to jalti hain hamse!!

KS- Pushpaji!! Jalne ke liye na saamne waale insaan mein kuchh hona bhi chahiye!!

PS- haan to aap kya kehna chati hain? Ham khoobsurat nahi hain??

KS was about to reply her but HM interrupted

HM- bas kijiye!!
Her loud voice made everyone quiet

Kabhi to.. kabhi to mudde par focus kiya kijiye! Bas har baat par ye jhagda karna jaruri hai kya! Wahan wo bechari bacchi itne depression mein hai par aap logon ko apni umar, twacha, naam ki padi hai! Hamare liye nahi to kam se kam us bacchi ke liye to serious ho jaiye!
Pushpaji! Aap yahin reh kar Thaana sambhalengi! And that's my order!!!

All scared- ji madam sir!!

HM- dismiss!!

Everyone left the cabin

SS- Karishma Madam!!

KS- ka hua Santu?

SS- wo.. madam sir ko kya hua hai?

KS- ama kuch nahi! Bas bacchi ko lekar thodi jajbaati ho gayi hain! Unko thoda samay do!

After sometime, everyone except PS left for college in civil dress

They were standing at the college entrance where two guards were standing

Billu- Santosh ji! Mera naam kyun nahi badla?

SS- Billu ji! Ham sab to police waale hain hamare naam log jaante hain kabhi kabhi newspaper mein aate hain par aapka naam koi nahi jaanta.

Billu- ye to cheating hai! Har...har case mein main aapki madad karta hun, kya kya bana hun is thaane ke liye main, chor, uchakka, aurat, aadmi, aadmi to main hun hi aur isi aadmi ne maar khayi hai, bhagaya hai, dodaya hai, nachaya hai, kitni baar to marte marte bacha hun main aur iske badle mera kabhi newspaper mein naam tak nahi aaya.