Hi! My name is (Y/N), and well, I'm a gamer, otaku, Straight-A Student, and I'm about to get myself a harem! Yeah, I can hardly believe it either! This sounds very very exciting, and I'm ready to accept all conditions of what it's going to take to k...
So, you had got yourself lucky, with all of that money, and the other fancy stuff won, you now had the path to a lucky and joyous life!
And now you were about to go mansion hunting with your best friend in your whole life, Jack Masters, he was in all of your classes, and had all of the same interests as you did!
(Y/N): So, what kind of big fancy lifestyle shall we obtain my friend?
Jack: Hmmm ... it's got to be big! It needs to be cool! It has to be fancy! You know, like this!
He puts his pink finger up.
(Y/N): Oh come on! We're not doing that again. The last time I took that advice, I got beat up because of it.
Jack: And I told you that I was sorry.
(Y/N): Look, it doesn't matter right now, what matters is that we find the perfect dream house!
Jack: That's right!
And the hunt began...
You both continue to search for mansions everywhere you went, but they turned to be stale, and bland for your tastes.
Jack: I think we're doing this wrong. We need to think like fancy people. Like something of free-form jazz!
(Y/N): That didn't do anything.
Jack: Okay okay! Now we just have t- OH! Hey, I got a picture of Ruby and Weiss making out on a beach bed! Neat!
(Y/N): Can you focus buddy? We don't have all day!
Jack: Okay okay! This time we need to think fancy!
(Y/N): Now do we have the answer?
Jack: YES!!!
(Y/N):
And so ...
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Jack: TA DA!!
(Y/N): My friend, I have only one thing to say to you.
You put your hands on his soldiers, and you say this-
