Oh Elmo~~

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"Ughhh. I'm tired." Donkey heard Shrek moan. "Shut up, Shrek. I barely got 2 hours of sleep last night." "O-okay. S-sorry Donkey...." "Whatever." responded Donkey. "You hear about that very important non-specific event tomorro-" "D-donkey....Move! It's Elmo!" 

The quiet hall suddenly lit up with chatter and people moving aside in fear. Looking at Elmo, you could see why. He stood at a sexy 2'4 and wore a leather jacket paired with a edgy pair of leather boots. He was accompanied by his cronies, the tiny Barry B Benson and the boney Sans. Despite being menacing, those two were nothing compared to Elmo. Elmo strutted with such finesse, like he knew he owned the place. As he waltzed out the door, Shrek was left speechless. The poise. The absolute prowess. A blush lit up Shrek's cheeks. All four of them.

"Ugh. He really be thinking he's all that." Donkey smacked his purple-glossed lips and pouted. "Y-yeah....He's all that..." "Ew, Shrek. Of all people, why that tomato looking ass?"

"S-sorry Donkey. I'm going to the library to study now. Bye bye!"
"Byeeee sis!"

As Shrek turned around, he was met with something unexpected. 
Or someone, I should say.
It was Elmo.

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