Shrek started crying like a little bitch. He cried like a little bitch a lot. Shrek was a little bitch.
But now he was a heartbroken little bitch.
He chased after Elmo.
He worked up all his courage.
"Elmo! How could you leave me just like that!"
"What do you mean Shrek? We literally met 6.9 minutes ago?"
"ELMO! How could you be so dense?"
"what"
"I LOVE YOU ELMO!"
"oh wow"
Shrek sniffled. He couldn't believe he did this.
Shrek ran away crying, like the useless bitch he is.
"What the fuck was that?" buzzed Barry B Benson as he crawled out of Elmo's pocket.
"Dunno Barry. He seems weird. Whatever. Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to Starbucks. I need an iced latte double whip with extra chocolate sprinkles."
And he sauntered off. Menacingly.
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Smelling the Swamp- A SoftBoy Shrek x BadBoy Elmo fanfiction
FanfictionShrek is a cute soft boy, spending his days quietly with his best friend Donkeh. Elmo is an edgy Bad Boy, gang leader, and is feared by most of the school. In an unexpected turn of events, Shrek and Elmo meet, and can't stop thinking about each othe...
