Percy Jackson Oneshots and Prefrences

What I think it's like dating Travis🔐

I love him sm🦶🏻

-definitely would have terrible pick up lines.
-"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
-"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
-"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

-being a prank victim just so he can get your attention

-if you cry(I smell a Oneshot coming😏) he'd feel terrible and wouldn't
stop apollo-gizing(I'm so funny) even when you're married and old and wrinkly
-"hey I'm really sorry for that time-" "Travis, it's been 30 years."

-he'd force you to wear his camp hoodies with his last name on them

-HIS HALF-SIBLINGS TRYING TO GET HIM PISSED
-"yeo Connor I didn't know you got a girlfriend? And y/n too?"
"continue that conversation and I'll prank you so hard you won't
be able to use that sword properly."

-them not caring and continuing.

-someone flirts with you? Pranked.

-someone hurts you? Pranked.

-someone looks at you the wrong way? Pranked.

-during the Battle of Manhattan he'd be so worried.

-if he saw you with the Apollo kids cuz you're injured oml he would
literally die

-i feel like his love language is physical touch and idk why🧍🏼‍♀️

-Hermés would literally adore you idc what you say

-he'd prob try and act like that tough dad though
-"what are your intentions with my son🤨" "dad-" "shhh son I'm speaking."

-if Connor pranked you without Travis' permission? All hell would break
loose.

-random pet names

-if you're a Demeter kid it would be food based
"hey strawberry 😏"
"hey poptart"
"There's my little mango-smoothie😏"
-I'm so sleep deprived I'm so sorry.

-your siblings would be so skeptical bc it's Travis🧍🏼‍♀️

-imagine being an Ares or Hephaestus kid with all those brothers😟

-LMFAOOO that would be terrifying if Charles questioned him.

-he'd def randomly get you incredibly expensive gifts
"did you steal this?" "no I bought it." "Travis." "what can a
hermes kid not have a job?" "Travis." "Fine I stole it."