[A/N: why the fuck did i let him write this]
You hope to god it lands on Maggie.
You just can't get enough of her cute little Chinese face. You've been staring at it all night. The way she glares at everyone else with such disgust, she couldn't possibly be any sexier.
You think that you might have a thing for Asian people.
As the bottle slows its rotation, it finally lands on her cringing face. "Bitchass," she mutters under her breath as you stare into her eyes with glee.
"Let's just get this over with," she says with pure apathy in her voice as she drags you by the arm into the closet.
When you enter the closet with her, all you can see is the light from her phone illuminating her beautiful face. She turns her phone to you, showing 7:00 in bold letters on her timer screen. "As soon as this timer goes off," she says as she presses the start button with vigor, "I'm stopping this stupid ass game."
"Alrighty bro!" you exclaim as you spring into motion, intertwining your fingers with hers and sealing her lips with yours before she could make another snide comment.
"Oh, [y/n]!" she says in disbelief as you pull your lips away slowly. "I didn't realize you had such passion inside of you!"
"Maybe you do deserve a little something something after all," she says seductively as she Asian squats down toward the floor of the closet.
"But first we have to get those terrible social constructs off your poor suffocated body," she says while pointing to your pants.
Your anticipation grows as she pulls down your pants and underwear, completely exposing your lustrous genitals. She inches her mouth closer to your left thigh, her tongue starting to stick out with a bit of drool pooling at its bottom.
As she makes contact with your thigh, a wave of pleasure goes over your body and you can't wait for her to slowly make her way to your crotch.
But then, the unthinkable happens. She starts moving down instead of up! You are confused but you decide to go along with it. Maybe it's just foreplay, after all. But as she takes off your socks, you start to realize her true intentions.
You bang on the closet door in an attempt to escape as she grasps your left foot with her hidden demonic strength and sucks your toes ruthlessly one by one. She sucks so hard that you feel like your toenails are going to fall off! As she moves on to your right foot, you've already accepted your fate and are now curled up in a ball on the floor, praying that the timer will go off soon.
As she finally reaches your last pinky toe, she sucks with so much force that you feel it dislocate. You scream in pain one last time as the timer finally goes off.
"Was it enjoyable?" that devious debaucherous demon asks as you hobble out of the closet with one final burst of energy.
"YOU GUYS ARE ALL PSYCHOS," you scream as you crawl toward the door, never looking back.
42 years later in Nebraska
You are sitting on the couch with your happily married spouse and three kids watching The Bee Movie when you get a mysterious phone call from an unknown number. When you pick up, all you hear is a somewhat familiar voice saying "Hello [y/n], it's Maggie. Wanna pick up where we left off all those years ago?"
You go silent and ponder for a minute. Finally, you say "On my way" and hang up the phone. You tell your spouse and kids that you'll be going on a business trip for a while, but you never return.
