At Textopolis, April 22, 2001 ----------------------------------------
I was in my apartment. Crying and sobbing after the emoji princess of my dreams rejected me. I was a wreck. So I turned on the tv. Then, I saw the love of my life burst out of the outhouse with All star playing in the background.
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My eyes w i d e n e d and I started crying. How have I not seen this beautiful shrexy ogre before? Then, Jailbreak walked in and said,"lmbo why are you crying". I said, "I got something in my eye". Then she said, "this is why I'm disowning and divorcing you later. I'm tired of seeing you have those crocodileemoji tears." Our kids, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore walked in the room. Alvin said, "Ayo Jailbreak, when we getting breastfed?" Jailbreak said," what? You're 45 years old, go back to your basement." Alvin said,"NO. I LOVE BOOBIE!!!!!". Then Jailbreak punted the failed abortion into the sun. I said," WYLDSTYLE RIPOFF, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" She said, "I just felt like it".
