Yeah I fucking live here and it is bad too. Snowy all winter. I want to move so badly. :(
Anyway back to the story
"Oh, that's another small state." said Sam. She is very small a little bigger than Delaware and has nice blue hair like the ocean. They called her Connecticut because of the namesake river with the same name. "Wow." The other states said. They liked Connecticut.
Connecticut is very good at roller skating. She is very smart and talented and very helpful. She once helped a state from becoming stuck and said "come on and keep going. You've got this!" This is why she is in the States on Skates.
This image is funny lol. She was born on January 9 1788
Delaware Pennsylvania New Jersey and Georgia loved Connecticut and became good friends. They also wondered why she got stung by a bee. I don't know because the bee is not the state incest. Anyway here is facts about Connecticut
Capital Hartford
Nickname The Constitution State
Population 3,605,944
Abbreviation CT
Motto
Qui transtulit sustinet (Latin)He who transplanted still sustainsSongs State song: Yankee Doodle
Second state song: Beautiful Connecticut Waltz
State Cantata: The Nutmeg
State Polka: Ballroom Polka
Everyone likes Connecticut. She is very helpful and nice to her friends. But her best friend is the one up to the North.
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The Scrambled States of America as kids story
HumorEver wondered what Uncle Sam did raising all 50 kids as states read this to find out how he takes care of them.