I woke up early next morning with a sore neck. Where the heck was I? Tuna nudged my hand with her nose and I reached over to take the paper she had in her jaws.
"Gross Tuna" I complained "You know that getting the paper is what Fish likes to do."
I rubbed her head and went to go eat my cereal while pouring food for my girls. I read about a recent heist that was pulled and frowned at the article. I was itching to take something but I had to stay clean. I crumpled up the newspaper and ran around the kitchen with Tuna and Fish bounding after me.
"She takes it down to the net with Tuna and Fish at her heels! She dribbles left, she fakes right, she shoots, and she scores! The crowd goes wild!" I whooped while making fake crowd noises. I was doing a little dance when I heard snickering from the direction of the stairs. I tensed, grabbed seven knives and threw them as I whirled in the direction of the giggles.
"What the heck Bella?" Screamed Rosalie as she pulled out four of the knives from her jacket sleeves.
"Sorry, sorry!" I yelped as I ran over to help them. I yanked the knives out and went to help Alice which had somehow been stuck sideways.
"No worries Bella, we probably would have done something similar if we had people catch us off guard while we're doing funny dances with wild animals in our kitchen." Alice said as I helped her down.
"Speaking of wild animals, what in the hell are you doing with them?" asked Rosalie angrily.
"Didn't Edward tell you?"
"We have been friends with you for a longer time than Edward and you tell him first?" Rosalie exploded.
"You all found out the truth about me at the same time!" I explained.
"Yeah Rosalie. Besides, Edward and Bella have a different bond." Alice said with a wink.
"Bond schmond. I'm still offended." Tuna walked up to Rosalie and nudged her leg. Rosalie glared down at Tuna but when she saw Tuna rubbing her head on her leg, she bent down to pet her. Tuna started purring at the attention and licked Rosalie's hand.
"Uh, would it make you feel better to know that Tuna likes you better than she did Edward?"
"A little" Rosalie scowled at me but continued to pet Tuna with care.
"What are their names?"
"Tuna's the lion and Fish is the Fox" I pointed out as Alice sat cross legged on the counter.
"Why did you give them those names" she wrinkled her nose in confusion.
"Moz had given me a tuna fish sandwich for lunch on a heist one time and I threw it down. When I said 'Ick, tuna fish', they both looked up. I tried it out again and eventually kept calling them that."
"Who's Moz?"
"Oh, you remember the guy that came here that one day and Rosalie figured out what he was doing? Well, that's him."
"Oh. So who is he really?" Rosalie asked while rubbing Tuna's belly.
"He and his wife are one of my best friends."
"He's married?" Alice asked confused.
"Yep, I set them up."
"So Edward's been worrying for nothing?" Alice sounded relieved. Her comment confused me.
"What has Edward been worrying about?"
"He thought he'd have to wait for you to break up with the guy but we thought you guys had history. When we spied on you, you guys still looked like a couple even though we knew you weren't" Rosalie explained.
