my name is y/n, and... im not llike other girls. their hair is short and messy, but mine is 78453943 miles long and as soft as mondo after his execution. i don't like the color pink,,,,,,,,,,,, i like salmon light red basically pink instead. the other girls are tall and have 85739834 bones...... but i'm not like them. i'm 0.3'0.356989823, and i only have half a bone. tey all like pop music, like ariana grande or britney spears. but me.....my favorite song is among us in real life. i'm just..... different. oh, forgot to mention. my eyes change color based on my mood. red means angry, blue means sad, yellow means happy, and purple is ultra rare. the other girls are cottagecore or emo..... bu i'm ingestingexpiredtoxicbabyoilwithbabyshitinitcore. i'm...... different, but you wouldnt know how that feels.
today i transferred to ua high. my quirk lets me ingest intoxicated baby oil with baby shit in it. my tour guide was some dumb blonde named bakugo. he looks like grated cheese salt. he'd stupid and dosent know what being different is like....... but why do i think he's kind of hot....?
BAKUGO POV
ugh that stupid extra i fucking hate her
Y/N POV
he totally loves me 😋
2 yrs later
and now i'm pregnant with 6 kids and the sussy baka who looks like himilayan salt with cheese in it named kacchan is the father of one of them, the one named Pissinmyass 🥺🤞💕 the other five are named dipshitbaby, britneyspears'sshit, biggiecheese, smalliecheese, and cheeseshreds, but they all died bc i got my period while i was preirganenat with them uwu i know bc when i took a shit it started crying and looked like a clump of 5 children uwu im such a baka 💕💓😍🤭
