So there was a hot man/woman/non-binary named Y/N mostly half of cyber city simped for them/him/her cause he/they/she was that fucking hot and u were running away since simps oh no and made it to an alleyway with a fucking dumpster in it and then it suddenly opens? "WHO THE FUCK IS THERE!?-" they/he/she yelled out and then a tiny fucking pale white puppet suddenly comes out? "HEY EVERY !!ITS ME!! EV3RY BODY'S FAVORITE [[Number1RatedSalesman1997]] SPAM SPAMTON G SPAMTON" ((listen idek it's been a while)) while u were standing there confused affff ". . . I will leave" you said so then u left until he stopped you "pls don't [[leave me valuable customer]] :(" u turned to him with this look
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U were just quiet and "okay so what if I took you home and shower cause u skanky" u said cause HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE LIVES IN A DUMPSTER IS OBV HE WOULD BE SKANKY AFFF so then the lil puppet dude said "ITS A [[DEAL]] then!" U shook his tiny hand and fucking left and back to yo house with the puppet at this point So after y'all got back "okay so this is my house uh the bathroom is in the hallway and I have one in my room and your room would be across from the hallway bathroom" U said to the puppet which was known as spamton
And after explaining the house hhhhhh he understood hopefully and then u gave him clothes that shrunk while having them in the washer andTO BE CONTINUED BITCH HAAHHSSJSHSHSHSJSBSWKW IM SORRY
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Uh spamton x reader smutty or lemon idk crackfic
RandomWarning hella nsfw THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE TOO DNDNDKSJSJS