1.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
2..Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
3.Attempt to fit into very large gym bags
4.Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
5.Play with the automatic doors
6.When walking alone pretend to have a serious conversation with an imaginary person.
7.Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill
8. Get a bunch of items, have the cashier ring them all up and then say "you know what, I'll just have a pack of gum. You can return everything else"
9.Do your shopping from other people's carts.
10. Start a nudist colony in the childrens section
11. Set Walmart on Fire (Please dont set Walmart on fire)
12. When asked why you did it reply "Because fire is so pretty"
13. Start pocketing any and all free samples
14.Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
15.Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 17.
16.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
17. Hit on the Elderly
18. Hit on small children
19. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins
20. Try on crazy costumes and casually walk through the store
21.Walk up to someone and say, "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
22. When someone steps away from their cart to lopok at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
23.Hold indoor shopping cart races. Place bets.
24.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
25.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
26.Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.
27.Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
28.TP as much of the store as possible.
29.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your twinkies".
30.Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7up commercial.
31. Ask how much for the big W in front.
32.Shake all the soda.
33.Place milk back behind the bleach.
34.Walk up to an employee and ask, "May I help you".
35.Shave the Barbies.
36.Talk in only famous catchphrases from movies.
37.Verbally abuse the patio furniture.
38.Set up a lemonade stand in the resturant.
39.Post your own 'buy one, get one free' signs.
40.Go up to people and randomly fall in front of them.
41.Talk random old people and small children
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Fun Stupidity
HumorA bunch of crazy stuff that you can do, with or without friends.
