Kiss me (Sasuke Uchiha Boyfriend Scenarios)

When he drinks a love potion

It was just a normal day in Konoha. The genin teams were all separated, training independently. Everything was normal.

That was until....he came along. Now, who was he? His name was Teuchin Matsatchu. The male was young, a traveling merchant. He was clearly a ninja.

Now, that wasn't a problem. Konoha had many traveling merchants visit.

No.

That wasn't an issue. Not at all! The issue was what he was carrying.

It was a love elixir - more commonly known as 'a love potion.' The concoction was brewed from a plant native to the Sunagakure area. A chemical inside of the plant made it so the drinker falls in love with the first person they see. It just so happened to be Konoha's lucky day. A traveling merchant just so happened to get his hands on the herb.

"Come one call all! Step up and be the first to test the contama plants power!" A large crowd gathered around the male merchant, entranced by his words.

"I'll take one!"

"I bid higher than her! Give it to me!"

"I bid even higher! I want it!"

People, civilians and ninja alike pushed one another, desperate to get to the merchant before he sold the plant. While that happened, unbeknownst to any of them, the plant had been sold to a young, orange wearing ninja....

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"Hey Kakashi-sensei! I've got something for you!" A mischievous smile was bright on young Naruto Uzumaki's face. Kakashi either didn't notice, or didn't care as he looked at the young boy.

"What is it now, Naruto? I hope that this is a better prank than your fake spider."

Naruto visibly deflated, "Hey! I told you not to mention that anymore! You know how embarrassing that is!"

Kakashi chuckled, "Alright, alright. What is it that you have?"

Naruto shoved his hand into his pocket, pulling out a handful of herbs, "These Kakashi-sensei! They're supposed to make a ninja stronger and quicker! I was wondering if you wanted to try it!" For a moment, the jounin's eyes flashed. Naruto held his breath, watching his sensei look over the plant.

"Wow Naruto. How does it work?"

"You put them in water and then an hour later, you drink it!"

Kakashi sweat dropped at the Uzumaki's explanation. That was pretty simple.

Besides, what harm could it do?

"Fine, Naruto. Put them in the blue water bottle on the table. We'll check on it in two hours!"

Naruto nodded eagerly, running to start his prank.

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"EH! BUT I PUT IT IN THE BLUE BOTTLE! WHERE THE HELL DID IT GO?!?!?"

Kakashi sighed, watching as Naruto ran around to find the blue water bottle. Both Kakashi and Naruto had left the bottle behind when they went to Ichiraku ramen. Now, when they arrived back at the training field, the bottle was gone. How cliche!

"Blue water bottle? You mean, like the one Sasuke just drank?"

Both males span around to meet the speaker. It was you! The fourth member of team seven. Sadly, there was no time for proper greetings.

"TEME DRANK THE WATER BOTTLE!! THAT LOVE POTION WAS MEANT FOR KAKASHI-SENSEI!" It was too late for the blond to catch the fact he had exposed himself.

Kakashi slowly turned to Naruto, "You're trying to tell me...that you were going to give me a LOVE potion!"

Naruto sheepishly giggled, "Sorry."

Kakashi sighed before turning to you. "Who did he look at right away?"

"Huh," you questioned.

"Who did he look at after drinking the potion? The first person that he sees will be the one he falls in love with. Now who did he look at?"

"Um....me...."

Kakashi's eyes widened. "We have to get you out of here. Before the effects start to take place." Kakashi reached for your hand only for you to be pulled back.

"Sorry sensei, but she's staying with me." Your eyes widened as you registered who was talking.

Sasuke....

CRAP! That meant that Naruto really had given him a love potion!

"Sasuke...give me (Y/n)." Kakashi reached for you once again, only for you to be pulled back. The next thing Sasuke did shocked the living daylights out of you.

Sasuke hissed at Kakashi!

Even Kakashi seemed taken aback by the action.

Before anyone could say anything, Sasuke had teleported the two of you. The second you blinked, you were in a totally new environment. You were at the Uchiha compound.

"Uh, Sasuke, what are we doing here?"

Sasuke had a wolfish smirk on his face. "You're going to promise to repopulate the Uchiha clan with me!"

"GAHH! NO!" As quickly as you could, you ran out of the compound, Sasuke hot on your tail, heart shapes in his eyes.

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"KAKASHI SENSEI! HELP MEEEEEEE!!!" Kakashi and Naruto looked at you before seeing Sasuke chasing you. His eyes were wide, with hearts in them.

You continued to yell at Naruto. "NARUTO YOU ARE SO DEAD WHEN THIS POTION RUNS OUT!!!"

Naruto yelped and hid behind Kakashi.

"(Y/N)! GET BACK HERE!" Sasuke continued to chase after you.

That was when Kakashi noticed something.

The original blue water bottle Naruto had made the love potion in......

What was even more surprising? The bottle was full.....

Kakashi turned to Naruto. "Sasuke didn't drink the love potion!"

"Wait, so what did he drink?"

By now, you were long out of sight, and Sasuke stopped beside Kakashi and Naruto.

"I didn't drink anything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a future wife to catch."

With those few words of parting, Sasuke continued to run after you.

Kakashi sighed, "It's too early for this. Why did I decide to become a teacher again?" Kakashi continued to mumble to himself as he walked away. Naruto continued to look in the direction you and Sasuke had disappeared in, wondering what was happening.

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"(Y/N)! JUST SAY YES TO MARRIAGE NOW!! ROSES OR LILIES FOR TABLE DECOR!!!"

"NOOO!! KAKASHI-SENSEI!! SAVE MEE!!!"

(A/n): I realized after I wrote this that it turned out to be a bit more of a crack fic lmao! Hope you enjoyed it regardless!!