TW~ swearing
Collage/hybrid au
🚨This was a draft I started like 2021 and never attempted to continue but enjoy anyways. OH AND this was made before the meet up I know skeppy's taller!🚨
And I realised after writing it that your supposed to mix the blueberries in with the muffin batter before putting the batter in the muffin liners. ignore that 😀
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"BADDDDDD" Skeppy yelled from the living room.
Skeppy and Darrell or more well known as 'Badboyhalo' or 'bad' where both roommates in the collage dorms. They've been best friends sense primary school, they grew up together and now live together. Even though their just bestfriend's and roommates they acted like an old married couple.
"Yes muffin head" bad answered, leaning backwards toward the direction of the living room, his hands covered in flour. bad looked just over the corner to see skeppy stretch out over the couch staring at the floor like it was the most interesting thing he'd ever seen.
"Comeeeee herrrrreeee" Skeppy whined from his place on the couch, stretching forwards even more he was basically sliding off the couch, reaching behind and griping the arm of the chair to keep him off the ground.
"I can't Skeppy I'm baking muffins" bad called out to Skeppy, you could basically see his eyes light up like diamonds which was ironic because he was an actual diamond.. ish- he was more like a human that splashed blue paint all over him. He let go of the armrest falling forward "Careful Skeppy!" Bad flinched when the diamond hit the floor face first making a horrible sound on the wood floor.
"ow-"
Skeppy jumped up sprinting to the kitchen where bad was pouring the muffin batter in the tray. The diamond almost fell like 3 times on his way. Darrell flinching each time he tripped on nothing, it was like gravity just decided it didn't wan't to work.
When Skeppy got to the kitchen he hugged bad from behind looking over his shoulder at the muffin batter. Bad dripped some batter on his hand and was about to wipe it off with a cloth before Skeppy grabbed his hand and licked the batter off. The blue haired male obviously wasn't paying any attention to what his was doing.
Skeppy put his mouth around Bads finger licking the batter off. he stood there frozen His face staring to heat up. Darrell cover's His face not wanting Skeppy to see him like this.
"Yum! When will they be done?" Darrell didn't answer "..Bad?- can I just eat the rest? or will that give me sam-onela, samolnea how do you say that sam- Bad? Are you okay?"
"S-skeppy" Bad stuttered looking at the male Infront of him, Skeppy looked up up at him with a slight blush on his face, then he looked at Bad's finger again.
"oh- ..sorry" Skeppy moved away from bad giving his attention to the muffin batter
"that's really unsanitary, and gross skeppy! and yes you will get salmonella!" he yelled bonking Skeppy over the head with a different tray, The tray rattled when it hit his head.
"owwww baddddddd!!!!!" Skeppy whined rubbing the back of his head, bad walked to the sink turning on the water to wash his hands. Skeppy noticed the blueberries in the glass bowl next to the batter "are you making blueberry muffins?" Skeppy questioned taking a blueberry out of the bowl.
"yes so don't eat them" bad said turning off the water and glaring at Skeppy noticing the blueberry in his hand. Skeppy dropped the blueberry back into the bowl, or well would've been the bowl if he didn't miss, the blueberry bounced and then slowly rolled off the table. "really?" Skeppy shrugged smiling alkwardly.
bad said walking up to the muffin batter, Skeppy muttered something Bad didn't catch "you say something?" bad grabs the blueberries equally putting blueberries in each muffin liner.
"Nope nothing at all dear" Skeppy watched bad, carefully examining each movement BBH did. Watching the way his hand would grab the bowl how he'd tip the blueberries in each muffin liner, watching him point at each blueberry, counting them.
By the time BBH was done Skeppy was still staring at him. Bad picked up the tray going to put it in the already heated oven, setting a timer it ticking by, Bad noticed the shorter staring. "Geppy?" Bad asked walking up to the diamond boy, touching his forearm "your staring" Skeppy just continued to stare at him, the timer just seemed to stop he stepped closer he's eyes subconsciously glaring down at Bad's lips "geppy" Bad tilted his head.
Skeppy hugged him, "I love you" he shoved his head into bars chest wanted to disappear 'why did I say that!' he was internaly screaming.
"Aw, I love you too muffin head" Bad ruffled skeppy's hair, hugging him closely to his chest. Skeppy wanted to cry 'he didn't get it- and I'm not saying it again' but did Skeppy really want Bad to love him?
no. maybe not. it's to hard to love a Skeppy, even if Bad didn't get he just been confessed to, Skeppy didn't care, he was just happy Bad was his friend and that was enough.
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bet you hate these little author notes, but its important-ish. I finished this off lazily but I kind of like it tbh had no idea what kind of category this fit into so sad and comedy at the same time lol. maybe fluff? who knows.
