SHREK GETS CAUGHT

the meet up

SHREK POV:

so i was meant to hang out with fiona my wife at the cafe but i couldnt see her. so i rang donkey on my nokia that i pulled out of my dick hole. he said " shes with me". so i emmediatelly came over to donkeys house. when i was there he said "shell be here in a while", so we waited. after that donkey spilled coffee all over me and said "ill get you some new cloths". so i started stripping to change and he came busting int the room swinging his 4INCH dick while i was but naked. but i couldnt resist so i looked and he hugged me to the bedroom and all it was all    "aughh" "aughh". a while before this i texted fiona to come over to donkeys house and out of no where, the bitch came in the room out of no where. and then she was mad and pissed so she started crying and then she was like "fhvngrhtfbvbfvj". she called the  adoption agency to put me, a 5647 year old ogar to put up for adoption and she was my wife like.so we ended up getting a divorce 1 day after. but it was ok as i had my donkey. he is so romantic so i went down and gve him a hug and he shouted; "ROUND 2 BITCHES".

DONKEY POV:

so like we just had sex and like that was it. but the fiona came in and she was all like "mewhatu al me efhfu" and i was like; ohh shit.  so like me and shrek are dating now. and fiona has ran away from home never to be seen again. im happy. also shrek is A SEXUAL now because i hurt him so badly by doing IT. 

                                                                 GOOD EVENING