I am Austin.
I was sitting behind my desk. I felt the tears well up in my eyes. After Our last adventure, I found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. I stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill me but at least it would be quick. Not an overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on me when I was at my weakest and darkest moment. When I needed my friends the most.
But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole. I remembered fondly the day I discovered it. It was a Tuesday morning I remembered. The memories surfaced before my mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before I well knew it, a single tear welled up in my eyes and trickled down my cheek.
Because even when all my 'friends' betrayed me there was one consistent factor in my life: Junko Enoshima.
And I knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings I had for Junko Enoshima were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Junko Enoshima.
Alas, I thought to myself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must I be destined to destroy Junko Enoshima? Can I ever tell Junko Enoshima how much Junko Enoshima means to me?If only I could. Then all my pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Kaede (who told him she loved me, only to stab me right in the heart on valentines day!). No, only Junko Enoshima and my true feelings for Her.
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A little later, Austin was taking a shit.He was having trouble though.It felt like days passed and still no sign of release."Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Austin exclaimed, His face wincing with effort.He made every effort in his little boy body to expel this demon thing from his womanly back side.Just as Austin was going in for another push...Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Ahhhh!"Well hello...Austin" a seductive noise whispered from the doorway.A shadowy person stood leaning against the door frame. His deep, sensual voice which Austin knew immediately. His mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from his face and groinal area."Seb... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"He appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower. However He couldn't with Austin near by....they were like family now. Seb was like His grandma.Any sane person would never allow their own grandma to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!""Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty Austin?""Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" Austin shrieked, He became so immensely worked up he cleaned his colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Seb heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby girl laugh. It sent tingles all up Austin's spine."Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, Austin..."Austin was not shy, at all. He defeated junko enoshima and blew up Her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was He going to see his metaphorical grandma literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the banana split of carnal pleasures that was to come."..the shy and excitable one." said Seb finishing the sentence He started earlier."Wh-what the..." and before Austin could send the third word out of His mouth....Seb's towel dropped to the floor,setting his swingy bits free into the mist of the shower.Austin noticed everything on him instantly. His lick-able figure,his hypnotically wide middle leg and the tiny thingy colored birth mark on his rear, which made Him feel awkward.Still, the sight of his near perfect body caused Austin's penis to become very hard. It stood erect and proud, pointing straight towards the mighty heavens."hehe oh my Austin...you're more impressive than I thought.""uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks Seb, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through his head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before him spoke otherwise. Him shapely body was everything Austin could want in something to wank to. Yet did family like relationship matter?........Or...did it make it better?But just as Austin was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.Austin burst into the toilet!"What are you too upto?""Err..nothing" said Austin as he causally slipped his pants back on.Seb, who Austin didnt notice, picked up his towel and backed out slowly."Really?""I was just having a shit...see?" Austin gestured to his shit."Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit! Ok, if your done we better go"So Austin put his other pants on and left. He had a serious case of blue balls, but at least his anus didnt feel so bad now.As he walked out Seb whispered one word. A word fall of hope."Later"Austin Giggled.Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.---Arriving at the mysterious shack, I found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in sand or perhaps salt."Be careful" said Seb who as usually was cowardly squatting behind me. I carefully manuvred into the shack and on my tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath my feet croaked and I could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the yo momma laid. Right there for my taking.But I was clever. I knew it was a trap!So I said to Seb, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."And Seb was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"I slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. I knew that if it was a trap, Seb would be triggering it. And then junko enoshima would get him, but not me. I knew Seb wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for me. He always said that.But forutnately when Seb grabbed the yo momma, nothing happened. Except we were cowardly attacked by golums!They decended into the shack and fired shurikons at us, but we managed the dodge them quite well (by turning sideways).We defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for us.But now with the yo momma in our hands, we could take junko enoshima straight on!Seb winked at Austin when no one else was looking."Later" he mouthed at him silently so no one could hear.------Later, Austin and Seb were alone again."Its Later" said Seb, pulling Austin towards the bathroom."But what about the others?""I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing""True. They are all idiots"Then, suddenly, Seb was naked. Austin wondered how He did that. He must have been nearly naked this whole time!The shower turned on.....Austin was all ready.Seb lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off His body at a seductively slow pace. Austin could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through His veins.The alluring look of his nudie comrade became too much for him to fathom and his body started sweeting.There Austin sat, His gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with His bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from His face.Seb giggled as Austin's dignity shriveled and died, but Austin had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after He found out He was His own flesh and blood."Well...wh-what do we do now?" Austin said, desperately trying to sound suave."It. We do it.""it?""yes. it""we do it?""yes""oh"...and with that Seb jumped on Austin. What little remained of their clothes plopped of quickly. Some fell in the toilet."um... lets g-get you outta my toil-dreams and into my bed." Austin stuttered, desperately trying to be slick, yet he knew it was hopeless to be suave on the shitter.Seb hopped gleefully out of the shower, the soap continued pouring from His shapely body.Austin stood up from the toilet, His naughty bits proudly waving about and His pants still down around His ankles. He hurried to chase His shapely body down.He fell in the door way, tripping over His pants. He pulled His face up from the floor and gazed at Seb, GYRATING ON THE LAWNThe night wreaked of eroticisms...and Austin could see that it was going to be a epic porkfest time.And it was!When it was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby apartment down.It took awhile - fortunately they finished before any of their friends got back. So their little secret was safe...for now.---So we defeated junko enoshima and everyone was satisfied!Junko enoshima: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!Me (Austin): No No, back into your casket!Junko enoshima: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!Junko enoshima: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?Junko enoshima: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!Seb: chotto mate-ah!Junko enoshima: huh ;^_^; kaede: domo desu-ka @_@?Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!Seb: well, I want you, how about that? Seb winked at me, but I wasn't into that sort of shit.But kaede was all hot 'n that, I thought. So I Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Me: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and plunge my soldier into you over and over again until you explode in pleasure and swet. Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.Junko enoshima: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!The end
